32 Funny asked quotes

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Telling my boss I wasn't drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025