79 Funny asked quotes

• I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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  2 hours ago

  asked, boss, conversation, employee, everyone, hire, hiring, humor, i, insult, joke, knows, me, people, remember, stupid, stupidity, told, work

• Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

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  2 hours ago

  addiction, app, asked, bum, delete, deleted, humor, i, Instagram, media, phone, request, scroll, social, social media, someone, technology

• At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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  5 hours ago

  airplane, airport, asked, humor, husband, misunderstanding, seat, seats, travel, where, wife

• I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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  14 hours ago

  asked, best, best day, boss, day, hate, here, i, job, life, once, quit, quit job, resignation, said, simply, why, work

• Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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  15 hours ago

  asked, book, books, bookshop, conversation, great, humor, joke, me, misunderstanding, recommend, recommendation, said, sure, worker

• Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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  15 hours ago

  asked, class, education, German, Germany, humor, intelligence, mathematician, people, physicist, response, rich, social, social class, stereotype, wealth, why, woman

• Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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  1 day ago

  asked, child, honesty, humor, nobody, parenting, roommate, toddler, toddlers

• My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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  1 day ago

  asked, childhood, fan, game, games, humor, i, iPad, joke, kid, kids, me, play, question, robot, sound, speak, speech, technology, told, used

• Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

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  1 week ago

  asked, boss, conversation, humor, i, job, living, me, question, work, yesterday

• My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

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  1 week ago

  asked, family, humor, i, laughter, me, memory, mom, screenshot, shoe, take, taught, teaching, technology, tie

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