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Boy, time flies when you're having fun! Can't believe I missed my 229th birthday bash. ππ§πΌ
69 Funny asked quotes
My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.
My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.
Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, βYou just get in today too?β and I said, βWell, no,β then stood in silence.
“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?
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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brotherβs surprise birthday party, and thatβs when I realized he was the favorite twin.
I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.
An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said Iβm much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I canβt read anything.
