53 Funny asked quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

  Commentary:
  When artificial intelligence and mom intelligence collide… trust me, mom wins every time! 🤖👩‍👧✋

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  3 days ago

  Share →: “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

  Commentary:
  I knew my thesaurus addiction would eventually pay off! 📚😅 #WhyUseGPTWhenYouHaveJargon

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

  Commentary:
  Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation

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  5 days ago

  Share →: “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

  Commentary:
  R2D2 told me to beep-boop myself out of this conversation! 🤖😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the gods are on a coffee break when it comes to dealing with us mortals! ⚡️☕️😅

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  5 days ago

  Share →: “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

  Commentary:
  When you try to out-narrate the AI squad with some good old-fashioned dialectical materialism 🤓📚💥

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

  Commentary:
  Into the unknown like a curious cat! Just hope it's not a portal to Monday morning. 🚪🐈‍⬛✨

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

  Commentary:
  Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

  Commentary:
  When your wallet's on a diet but your mom isn't! 🍽️😅🍕

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone finally found the perfect recipe for peace and quiet this Mother's Day! 🔑🚪😂

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