69 Funny asked quotes

Funny asked quotes bring a sprinkle of humor 🌟 and a dash of wit πŸ€ͺ to your day, sparking laughter πŸ˜‚ and smiles 😊 wherever they go. Whether you’re in need of a giggle or a clever comeback, these playful gems are here to tickle your funny bone 🦴 and brighten your mood. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a quirky twist to your conversations, get ready to chuckle and share the joy! πŸŽ‰

69 Funny asked quotes - A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Commentary:
Boy, time flies when you're having fun! Can't believe I missed my 229th birthday bash. πŸŽ‰πŸ§“πŸ—Ό

69 Funny asked quotes - Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, β€œYou just get in today too?” and I said, β€œWell, no,” then stood in silence.

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, β€œYou just get in today too?” and I said, β€œWell, no,” then stood in silence.

Commentary:
Just waiting for the elevator to reach the "Next Time, Press the Close Door Button Faster" floor πŸ˜‚πŸšͺπŸ•΄οΈ

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69 Funny asked quotes - An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Commentary:
Under pressure? That's just a warm-up for my killer karaoke skills at "Bohemian Rhapsody"! πŸŽ€πŸ˜†πŸ‘‘