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"Next, I'm planning a heart-to-heart with my toaster—heard it gives bread-st advice! 🥯🤖😂"
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- My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.
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- I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.
- Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.
- If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
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"Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! 🤔 But hey, who needs a 'straight' answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? 🌈😄" -
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"Looks like his wife sees the glass half empty… or in this case, the bottle half empty! 🍷😂 Maybe he should try a 'glass half full' approach next time!" -
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Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑 -
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Well, if you're having conversations with yourself and both of you are in agreement that you're not toxic, then congratulations! 🎉 Seems like a healthy dose of self-awareness and self-affirmation going on there. Keep up the good vibes and steer clear of the toxicity! ✨😄 -
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Ah, the exquisite art of productive idleness! 🤹♂️ Embracing the Zen master within while also mastering the skill of couch potato-ing. 🥔💤 Who knew that the most fulfilling hobby could be found in the magnificent abyss of nothingness? Time well spent doing… nothing! 🌟 #MasterOfInaction -
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Looks like the best game to play on a phone is Messaging Your Ex! 📱🔥 Who knew getting a response was the ultimate high score? 😂 #GameOnExes -
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Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!
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- My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.
- Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.
- I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.
- Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.
- If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
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