32 Funny avoid quotes

• Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

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  5 days ago

  alive, avoid, being, different, existentialism, hit, humor, life, nap, naps, procrastination, sarcasm, sleep, using

• Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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  6 days ago

  avoid, cold, hack, house, leaving, never, staying, staying in, winter

• That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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  6 days ago

  avoid, avoidance, dating, growth, humor, life, masculine, masculine urge, personal, personal growth, relationship, relationships, together, urge

• Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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  7 days ago

  avoid, awkward, awkward situation, event, ever, ghost, ghosting, interaction, past, situation, social, social interaction

• Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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  7 days ago

  accounts, avoid, avoidance, dating, deactivation, girl, girl math, humor, math, media, only, person, relationship, social, social media

• You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, avoid, avoiding, avoiding people, awkward, awkward moment, conversation, ever, humor, interaction, middle, moment, people, social, social anxiety, social interaction, why

• Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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  1 week ago

  again, animal, animal defense, avoid, avoidance, behavior, dead, death, deaths, defense, dragonfly, fake, fake death, female, female behavior, girl, here, humor, mating, nature, own, play, ugh, unwanted

• To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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  1 week ago

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• Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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  1 week ago

  advice, avoid, avoid fool, avoid tool, being, cool, fool, graduation, humor, lesson, life, life lesson, slang, stay, stay cool, tool, wisdom

• Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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  1 week ago

  activity, avoid, avoiding, avoiding someone, awkwardness, burn, calorie, calorie burn, exercise, exercise humor, funny activity, humor, i, just, know, social, social awkwardness, someone, trying, Walmart

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