16 Funny avoid quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

  Commentary:
  😂🔥 "When even the devil's like, 'Nah, I'm good,' you know you're special! 😈👌 #HellHoudini"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

  Commentary:
  "Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

  Commentary:
  "Who said conquering fears had to be a smooth ride? 🙈 Taking the stairs may be a little extra, but hey, at least it keeps you on your toes! 👟😄 #EscalatorPhobia"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I avoid drama by being unpopular.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs drama when you have solitude as your trusty sidekick? 🕶️ Sometimes it's better to be the lone wolf than to run with the pack… especially if the pack is full of drama llamas! 🦙 #unpopularbutunbothered"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting: the process of dodging scams like a pro while pretending to have life all figured out 🕵️‍♂️💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until you accidentally sign up for another pyramid scheme! #AdultingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

  Commentary:
  🚗💨 "Ah, holiday traffic – the gift that keeps on giving, whether you asked for it or not! Dodging it is like playing a never-ending game of 'Avoid-the-Caravan.' Well done on unintentionally embracing the holiday chaos with open arms! 🎄🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of finding those special two people to avoid! 😂 Who said being social was easy, right? Better stick with that third kind of people – the pizza delivery guy! 🍕🚗"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a high school reunion when you've already mastered the art of avoiding it like a pro? 🤷‍♂️ Not all of us peaked in the cafeteria, am I right? 😆 #SkipTheDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ultimate challenge in marital diplomacy – disabling the facial subtitles! 🤐😄 It's like turning off the 'truth detector' setting on your expression display! 🚫🤨💬 #MarriageMysteries"

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