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14 Funny avoid quotes

  • Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

    Commentary:
    “When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! 🤪🗣️ #NoFilter #Oops”

  • Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

    Commentary:
    “Forget soulmates, I’m just looking for source-mates! 📚❤️🤣 #AcademicLove”

  • I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

    Commentary:
    “Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance”

  • She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

    Commentary:
    “When you find the one unicorn in a herd of donkeys 🦄😁 #TrulyOneOfAKind”

  • Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

    Commentary:
    “Guess I misunderstood the ‘bare’ essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶”

  • Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

    Commentary:
    “2023: The year we proudly graduated from ‘Idiocracy Academy’ without even realizing it! 🤪📚🎓”

  • If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

    Commentary:
    “Plot twist: New season, same chaos, but with extra sprinkles of creativity! 😅🎢💡 #LifeRemix”

  • Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

    Commentary:
    “When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals”

  • If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

    Commentary:
    “Forget counting sheep—I’m signing autographs! 🏆🐑😴”

  • If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, in the great buffet of life, there’s always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack”

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