Funny quotes avoid

14 Funny avoid quotes

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

1 month ago

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

2 months ago

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

3 months ago

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

3 months ago

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

3 months ago

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

3 months ago

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

3 months ago

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

3 months ago

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

3 months ago

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

3 months ago

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

3 months ago

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

3 months ago

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

3 months ago

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

3 months ago