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24 Funny avoid quotes

Funny avoid quotes are perfect for those moments when you want to dodge awkward convos or just keep things light and silly πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Whether you’re side-stepping drama or slipping out of serious talks, these witty gems bring the laughs without the hassle πŸ˜œπŸš€ Ready to master the art of graceful evasion with a smile? Let’s dive into some playful ways to keep it fun and stress-free! πŸŽ‰πŸ™Œ

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, β€œUgh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!β€œ

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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