Commentary:
"Who needs drama when you have solitude as your trusty sidekick? 🕶️ Sometimes it's better to be the lone wolf than to run with the pack… especially if the pack is full of drama llamas! 🦙 #unpopularbutunbothered"
12 Funny avoid quotes
No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.
Commentary:
"Adulting: the process of dodging scams like a pro while pretending to have life all figured out 🕵️♂️💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until you accidentally sign up for another pyramid scheme! #AdultingStruggles"
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.
Commentary:
🚗💨 "Ah, holiday traffic – the gift that keeps on giving, whether you asked for it or not! Dodging it is like playing a never-ending game of 'Avoid-the-Caravan.' Well done on unintentionally embracing the holiday chaos with open arms! 🎄🤷♂️"
There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of finding those special two people to avoid! 😂 Who said being social was easy, right? Better stick with that third kind of people – the pizza delivery guy! 🍕🚗"
Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.
Commentary:
"Who needs a high school reunion when you've already mastered the art of avoiding it like a pro? 🤷♂️ Not all of us peaked in the cafeteria, am I right? 😆 #SkipTheDrama"
Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate challenge in marital diplomacy – disabling the facial subtitles! 🤐😄 It's like turning off the 'truth detector' setting on your expression display! 🚫🤨💬 #MarriageMysteries"
There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.
Commentary:
"Ah, politics – the land of drama queens and power-hungry villains. 🕵️♂️ Best to steer clear and leave them to their own reality TV show. 📺 Who needs that kind of entertainment in their life? 🙅♂️"
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of decision-making at its finest! 🤔 But hey, who needs thinking anyway when you can just wing it, right? 🤷♂️ Embrace the carefree spirit and let spontaneity be your new best friend! 🎉 #LivingLifeOnTheEdge"
Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.
Commentary:
"Who needs enlightenment when you've got bacon sizzling in the pan? 🥓🙏 Bacon worship at its finest! 😄 #BaconOverBeliefs"
Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of finding happiness in avoiding certain individuals like the plague 🙅♂️ Sometimes, true joy can be found in the art of selective social distancing. Who knew peace could come with a side of avoiding awkward encounters? 😅 #EmbracingTheAntiSocialLife"