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115 Funny awkward quotes

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

2 months ago

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

2 months ago

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

2 months ago

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

2 months ago

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

2 months ago

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

2 months ago

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

2 months ago

69 but we both just farting.

3 months ago

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

3 months ago

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

3 months ago

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

3 months ago

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

3 months ago

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

3 months ago

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

3 months ago

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

3 months ago

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

3 months ago

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

3 months ago

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

3 months ago

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

3 months ago

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

3 months ago