138 Funny awkward quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

  Commentary:
  "Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. 😂🪑📚"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

  Commentary:
  "His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! 😂🙌🗣️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

  Commentary:
  "When your priorities are hot pizza over hot scenes! 🍕😅 #PlotTwist"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

  Commentary:
  "When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to learn puppy love all over again! 🐶😂 #BarkInsteadOfBite"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

  Commentary:
  "Thanks for the warning! 🏃‍♀️🚪 Exit stage left! 😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦‍♂️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

  Commentary:
  📱💥 Who knew your phone was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy? From acrobatics to home decor rearrangement, it's a full-on performance every time it takes a tumble! Just remember, in the world of phone physics, anything can happen – except a graceful landing on the bed! 🤹‍♂️✨

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