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187 Funny awkward quotes

Funny awkward quotes shine a light on those cringey, uncomfortable moments we all know too well! 😅🫣 Whether it’s saying “you too” to the waiter who told you to enjoy your meal, or waving back at someone who wasn’t waving at you, these quotes prove that awkwardness is just life’s way of keeping things entertaining. Embrace the cringe and laugh it off! 😂🙃💬

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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