If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house. Posted on17 hours ago
Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am. Posted on2 days ago
We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!” Posted on2 days ago
I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes. Posted on3 days ago
I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor. Posted on4 days ago
If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it. Posted on4 days ago
Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. Posted on4 days ago
It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking. Posted on4 days ago
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Posted on5 days ago