90 Funny break quotes

• I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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  54 minutes ago

  break, conversation, disbelief, friend, friends, guys, hate, humor, husband, i, imaginary, imaginary friend, joke, just, real, relationship

• Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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  2 hours ago

  bond, break, butter, food, food love, friendship, humor, love, me, nothing, peanut, peanut butter

• I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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  2 hours ago

  admitting, admitting wrong, always, being, being right, break, humor, i, love, me, right, sarcasm, self-deprecating, wrong

• There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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  4 hours ago

  1, advertising, break, commercial, commercials, day, entertainment, humor, media, month, should, television

• The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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  5 hours ago

  6, Adele, balance, break, celebrity, humor, management, months, much, music, productivity, time, time management, work, work life, work-life balance, works

• Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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  7 hours ago

  being, break, daily, daily life, day, every, family, hold, hold it together, humor, i, just, life, mom, relief, single, stress, stress relief, together

• Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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  9 hours ago

  break, breaks, commercial, commercial break, comparison, feel, humor, movie, relaxation, short, short break, stress, stressful, weekend

• Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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  11 hours ago

  beat, break, breakup, coping, heartbreak, humor, love, me, relationship, resilience, sarcasm, someone, witty, worry

• My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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  12 hours ago

  after, break, deserve, email, habit, humor, i, laziness, procrastination, productivity, self-awareness, thinking, toxic, toxic trait, trait, work, work habit

• I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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  15 hours ago

  break, computer, couch, humor, i, lying, me, procrastination, reminder, stretch, technology, told, while

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