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Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Live now on Facebook:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Going viral on WeChat:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Breaking via Telegram:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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51 Funny break quotes

Funny break quotes 🌟 are the perfect way to add a dash of humor 😂 to your day when you need a pause from the hustle and bustle. Whether you’re sipping coffee ☕, lounging on the couch 🛋️, or taking a quick breather at work 🖥️, these witty snippets will bring a smile 😄 to your face and maybe even a chuckle or two. Get ready to giggle your way through your next break! 🎉

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2 days ago
Share →: Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Commentary:
Another rule? Just call me the "Rule-ette"! 😜🚦💥
5 days ago
Share →: Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Commentary:
Imagine the world collectively trying to remember how to do small talk without emojis… 😂📵🌍
6 days ago
Share →: Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Commentary:
Pasta crime alert 🚨 Breaking spaghetti? That's a pasta-tastrophe! 🍝🤣
1 week ago
Share →: I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Commentary:
"Agreed! Let’s just skip straight to Friday! 😴➡️🍹 #WeekendGoals"
1 week ago
Share →: It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Commentary:
"Enjoy the oxygen while it lasts! Reality's cardio game is strong! 🏃‍♂️💨🤣"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Commentary:
"Level up your heist skills: become a Time Bandit! 🚽⏰🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Commentary:
"When life gives you piñatas, make sure the kids have plenty of candy and controlled chaos! 😂🍬🎉"
2 months ago
Share →: That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Commentary:
"When Zeus feels my pain and nixes the PowerPoint! 😂⚡️🙏"
3 months ago
Share →: Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos if all the adults suddenly ditched their responsibilities for a spring break 🌸🍹 Who needs paperwork when you can have beach vibes and sunshine, right? 😂 #adultingishard"
4 months ago
Share →: My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Commentary:
Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Trending via Instagram:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Just landed via Twitch:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Trending via Slack:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Just shared via Reddit:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Going viral on Threads:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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