86 Funny break quotes

• Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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  1 week ago

  asleep, break, cat, funny situation, media, phone, situation, sleep, social, social media

• You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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  1 month ago

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• I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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  1 month ago

  break, dating, humor, love, need, relationship, sarcasm, sorry, soul, soulmate, witty

• I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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  2 months ago

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• The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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  2 months ago

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• Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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  2 months ago

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• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  2 months ago

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