90 Funny break quotes

• If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

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  5 days ago

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• Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.

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  5 days ago

  break, coding, debugging, effective, humor, most, problem, problem-solving, productivity, programming, solving, taking, tool, walk, walking

• Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

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  5 days ago

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• It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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  6 days ago

  bathroom, bathroom break, break, breaks, health, humor, hydrated, hydration, important, office, productivity, stay, take, water, work

• Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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  6 days ago

  asleep, break, cat, funny situation, media, phone, situation, sleep, social, social media

• You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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  6 days ago

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• Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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  6 days ago

  again, back, break, comeback, figure, health, humor, ID, irony, media, mental, mental health, ruin, self-deprecation, social, social media, Twitter

• The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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  6 days ago

  break, Christmas, Christmas movie, existence, expectation, holiday, holiday break, holiday season, humor, interruption, interruptions, month, most, movie, people, Santa, season, time, time off, unrealistic, unrealistic expectation, work, work interruption

• I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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  6 days ago

  break, conversation, dating, five, guy, guys, heart, heartbreak, humor, i, love, me, relationship, seriously, seriousness, take, talk, wants

• I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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  6 days ago

  break, dating, humor, love, need, relationship, sarcasm, sorry, soul, soulmate, witty

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