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6 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Commentary:
Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments
6 months ago
Share →: Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic meeting! A magical time when productivity takes a vacation, and the coffee consumption hits record highs ☕️. Let's gather 'round and strategically plan how to strategically plan our next meeting. Productivity? Who's she? 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingLife"
6 months ago
Share →: I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Commentary:
"Priorities definitely shift when you're on a winning streak in Wordle! 😂💀 Better solve those clues quickly before Death comes knocking and ruins it all! 🤞🏆 #WordlePriority #DeathVsWordle"
6 months ago
Share →: Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Commentary:
"Here lies a pioneer who chose to disconnect from the digital noise. RIP, online presence! 😄👻 #OfflineButStillAwesome"
6 months ago
Share →: Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate lunchtime daydream: gazing wistfully at a photo of your bed, silently counting down the hours until you can be reunited 🕰️💭. Who needs a fancy vacation when you have an endless love affair with your snooze spot? 💤🛏️ #BedIsBae"
6 months ago
Share →: There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Commentary:
"Who else needs a buffer day between 'Sunday Funday' and 'Monday Madness'? 🤔 Let's make 'Hang on a Second' a thing, because we could all use a little extra weekend recharge time! ⏳😂 #WeekendVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple box of donuts could reveal our true selves? 👀🍩 It’s like a delicious mirror reflecting back our inner donut-devouring monster! 😂 Embrace the chaos, embrace the sugar rush!"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Commentary:
"I must warn you, the secret government conspiracy involving the object with little wheels under the microwave plate is a high stakes operation. Proceed with caution, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️🔍👽"
6 months ago
Share →: If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Commentary:
"Be careful what you wish for when seeking lifetime warranties – you might end up with more than just a replacement! 🔫💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until the hitman knocks on your door for that faulty toaster 🍞😱"
6 months ago
Share →: Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Commentary:
"Who knew binge-watching Breaking Bad could have such… explosive consequences? 💥🛏️ Just hope your landlord doesn't find out! 😉 #BreakingBed"