24 Funny button quotes

• Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

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  6 days ago

  actual, button, buttons, employment, exchange, give, having, humor, insane, insanity, job, money, pressing, salary, work

• I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

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  6 days ago

  button, game, game mechanic, gameplay, games, humor, i, jump, jump button, mechanic, need, video, video game

• When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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  6 days ago

  16, again, button, buttons, emotional, emotional trigger, family, feeling, feeling old, humor, i, just, lose, nostalgia, old, parent, parents, push, shit, teenager, trigger, visit

• Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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  6 days ago

  back, before, bring, button, experience, feature, feature request, humor, i, just, media, needs, read, refresh, refreshed, request, social, social media, starting, technology, tweet, Twitter, user, user experience

• If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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  7 days ago

  button, buttons, confusion, game, gaming, humor, i, indecision, know, life, press, procrastination, random, random button, right, time, video, video game, where

• The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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  1 week ago

  button, joke, media, pun, Reddit, share, share button, should, social, social media, wordplay

• Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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  1 week ago

  away, button, dog, explode, explosion, got, hell, humor, i, joke, just, microchip, pet, press, runs, technology

• I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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  1 week ago

  activity, button, buttons, fun, fun activity, humor, i, Instagram, liking, media, pressing, pressing button, social, social media, story

• Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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  1 week ago

  activity, button, chance, childhood, frustration, fun, fun activity, fury, hell, lost, push, tantrum, temper, toddler

• I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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  1 week ago

  annoyance, button, buttons, communication, etiquette, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, life, mute, mute button, people, real, sarcasm, social, social etiquette, wish

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