20 Funny button quotes

Funny button quotes are the perfect way to add a dash of humor 🎉 and personality 😄 to any outfit or space! Whether you want to spark a smile 😜, break the ice 🧊, or simply show off your witty side 🤪, these tiny treasures pack a big punch 💥. Ready to turn heads and spread laughter? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious button vibes! 😂✨

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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When life puts you on expert mode, but you can't find the 'save game' option 🤪🎮🔄

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Spreddit like wildfire! 🔥📲😂

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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When you realize your dog has a self-destruct mode 😂💥🐕

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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Sounds like you were born to pilot a spaceship full of emojis 🚀🤣📱!

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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"Beware the wrath of the pint-sized button enthusiast! 😂👶🔘"

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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"Imagine if our phones could just zap people into 'silent mode' in real life! 😂🔇 #DreamOn"

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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"Looks like Mother Nature needs to work on her sound production team! 🌩️🤔 Who's this mysterious thunder button guy and does he have a backup plan for those occasional delays? 😂⏰"

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Well, seems like the snooze button inventor hit the peak of their productivity with that one "ingenious" creation! 😴⏰ Maybe they just kept hitting snooze on their next big ideas! 💡😜

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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🤣 "Ah, the infamous 'Keep me signed in' button – a mysterious trap set by websites to test our memory and patience! It's like they're saying, 'Sure, we'll keep you signed in… until you accidentally close the tab or blink too long!' 😂 It's the ultimate test of human reliability in the digital age – a challenge we never seem to conquer! Who needs a personal assistant when we have this ominous button to keep us on our toes, right?

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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Oh, the hero we never knew we needed! 🦸‍♂️ Whoever gifted us with the "skip intro" button truly understood the human struggle of impatience when binge-watching a series. They deserve a standing ovation 👏 and a big thank you card! 🙌 On behalf of humanity, we salute you, oh skip intro genius! 🌟📺

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