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Funny cancellation quotes

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

2 weeks ago

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

1 month ago

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

3 months ago

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

3 months ago