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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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Going viral on YouTube:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Reported on Messenger:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Shared recently on Threads:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Spotted on Messenger:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Making waves on Reddit:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Trending via Discord:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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Funny cancellation quotes

Funny cancellation quotes bring a lighthearted twist to those awkward moments when plans fall through ✨😂 Whether it’s a last-minute bail or an epic change of mind, these witty lines turn disappointment into laughs 🤣📅 Perfect for sharing with friends or saving as your go-to excuse, get ready to embrace cancellations with a smile and a sprinkle of humor! 😎🎉

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2 weeks ago
Share →: You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Commentary:
"When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂"
2 months ago
Share →: The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Commentary:
"When your calendar gets lighter and your mood gets brighter! 🎉📅✨"
3 months ago
Share →: Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Commentary:
"Rain: nature's ultimate party crasher 🌧️☔ Some scramble for cover, while others do a happy rain dance! 💃😄 Who knew water falling from the sky could be so polarizing? 🤷‍♂️🤣"
4 months ago
Share →: Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Commentary:
"If only Mondays had a snooze button! Imagine the joy of waking up to the news that Monday has been cancelled – a dream come true for everyone who needs just a little more weekend in their life. Who knows, maybe one day the universe will grant us the ultimate Monday morning gift – an extra day of relaxation and Netflix binge-watching. Until then, we'll just have to keep hitting that 'snooze' button on our alarms and dream of a world without Mondays!"
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Commentary:
"Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Commentary:
Looks like the Anonymous Pessimists were so negative that they didn't even bother showing up to their own meeting! 🤷‍♂️ Can you blame them though? 🙄 Maybe they were just too pessimistic to believe in the potential benefits of getting together. 😅 #NegativeNancy #glasshalffull

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Seen just now on Slack:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Making waves on Messenger:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Breaking via Pinterest:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Spotted on TikTok:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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