Funny cancellation quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

  Commentary:
  "When your calendar gets lighter and your mood gets brighter! 🎉📅✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

  Commentary:
  "Rain: nature's ultimate party crasher 🌧️☔ Some scramble for cover, while others do a happy rain dance! 💃😄 Who knew water falling from the sky could be so polarizing? 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

  Commentary:
  "If only Mondays had a snooze button! Imagine the joy of waking up to the news that Monday has been cancelled – a dream come true for everyone who needs just a little more weekend in their life. Who knows, maybe one day the universe will grant us the ultimate Monday morning gift – an extra day of relaxation and Netflix binge-watching. Until then, we'll just have to keep hitting that 'snooze' button on our alarms and dream of a world without Mondays!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

  Commentary:
  "Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Anonymous Pessimists were so negative that they didn't even bother showing up to their own meeting! 🤷‍♂️ Can you blame them though? 🙄 Maybe they were just too pessimistic to believe in the potential benefits of getting together. 😅 #NegativeNancy #glasshalffull

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