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4 months ago
Share →: Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Commentary:
"Seems like swiping left in both dating and job hunting might be a good strategy 💼💔 Better stick to what you know for now! 🤣 #BaeOrPaycheck"
4 months ago
Share →: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a "bank-breaking" turn of events! 😂 Looks like someone's interest rates hit an all-time low! 🏦💸💔 Remember, it's important to stay invested in what keeps you passionate! 📈🔥
4 months ago
Share →: I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Commentary:
"Who needs career goals when you can have those sweet, sweet paychecks rollin' in! 💸😂 #WorkSmartNotHard"
4 months ago
Share →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Commentary:
"Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"
4 months ago
Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"
4 months ago
Share →: Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Commentary:
"Job market so bad, I've resorted to becoming a full-time dream chaser! 😂💭 Who needs a paycheck when you can have a dream-cation? ✨ #LivingTheDream"
5 months ago
Share →: Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Commentary:
Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?"
Me: "That I need a new job."

🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion
5 months ago
Share →: What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Commentary:
"Professional Pillow Fluffer: Because fluffing pillows requires zero motivation or talent, just pure dedication to comfort. 💤😂 #DreamJob"
5 months ago
Share →: The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
"Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan"
6 months ago
Share →: 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Commentary:
"Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals"