Funny crash quotes — Wordgag ツ

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

1 month ago1 month ago

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

2 months ago2 months ago

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Mar 6, 2025Mar 6, 2025

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Feb 25, 2025

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Jan 24, 2025

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Jan 23, 2025

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Jan 21, 2025