Funny crash quotes

• Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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  1 month ago

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• I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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  1 month ago

  always, am, anxiety, crash, finance, humor, i, market, moment, moments, notice, relate, stock, stock market

• I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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  1 month ago

  1989, bike, bike crash, crash, injury, knee, knee injury, media, nostalgia, social, social media, storytelling

• Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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  1 month ago

  crash, fail, feel, half, hope, humor, i, incompetence, job, live, next, once, perspective, planet, remember, software, software update, someone, tech, tech fail, time, update, workplace

• Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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  1 month ago

  applaud, before, boo, crash, guy, humor, irony, pilot, plane, reaction, right

• It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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  1 month ago

  access, always, conspiracy, crash, government, humor, military, places, UFO, weird, weirdness

• All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

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  2 months ago

  3, bathroom, bedroom, buy, Christmas, crash, house, housing, housing market, humor, i, market, price, want, wish, year

• So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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  2 months ago

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• Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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  4 months ago

  chic, classy, crash, crying, diva, driver, drivers, driving, keep, lane, little, next, over, something, while

• I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

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  5 months ago

  bar, before, crash, disappointed, disappointment, even, Google, humor, i, instruction, instructions, listen, name, results, sarcasm, search, under, weight

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