Funny crash quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, living life on the edge just like the stock market – on the verge of a dramatic crash at any moment! 📉💥 Better keep those seatbelts fastened tight and enjoy the rollercoaster ride of unpredictability! 🎢😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joys of sharing our embarrassing tales from the pre-social media era! 🚲😅 Who needs instant updates when you have timeless stories of bike crashes and knee injuries to share decades later? 🕰️🤕 #ThrowbackThursday #VintageMishaps"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling incompetent at work? Just remember, at least you haven't upended half the planet with a single click! 😅💻 #SoftwareFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's clapping career just took a nosedive! 👏✈️😱 #ClapFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

  Commentary:
  "Coincidence? I think not! 🛸👽 Good thing the government has Area 51 on speed dial for those extraterrestrial fender benders! 🤣✨ #GovernmentParkingOnly"

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