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Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Feb 3, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Feb 3, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Feb 1, 2026

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Jan 30, 2026

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Jan 30, 2026

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Jan 22, 2026

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Jan 21, 2026

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Jan 20, 2026

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Jan 19, 2026

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Jan 19, 2026

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Jan 19, 2026

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Jan 18, 2026