20 Funny deal quotes

• Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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  1 month ago

  black, Black Friday, dating, deal, flirt, Friday, girl, humor, joke, line, pickup, pickup line, wondering

• I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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  1 month ago

  25, Aldi, bargain, behavior, believe, buy, cart, consumer, consumer behavior, deal, even, good, humor, i, impulse, impulse buy, just, pass, shopping, shopping cart, still, too, unexpected, unexpected use

• Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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  1 month ago

  activity, actually, caught, caught fish, deal, fish, fishing, fishing trip, humor, i, outdoors, shit, trip, unexpected

• When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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  1 month ago

  agree, big, deal, humble, humor, interaction, irony, modesty, no big deal, say, self-deprecation, social, social interaction, try

• Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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  1 month ago

  coworkers, deal, group, group project, humor, incompetence, lesson, life, life lesson, meant, project, school, teach, teamwork, workplace

• In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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  1 month ago

  20s, 40s, age, big, deal, eating, health, healthy, humor, lifestyle, oh, realization

• Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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  1 month ago

  AI, automation, business, communication, deal, deals, emails, everyone, future, humor, just, know, let, point, talk, technology, tell, texts, time, well

• By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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  1 month ago

  black, Black Friday, buy, deal, Friday, humor, irony, money, save, shopping

• I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, deal, dealing, dealing with people, everything, Facebook, Facebook Marketplace, frustration, humor, i, ID, marketplace, media, online, online marketplace, own, people, selling, selling online, social, social media, throw, trash, try

• Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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  3 months ago

  bargain, bargain hunting, comparison, deal, deals, designer, designer heel, flight, flight deal, heel, heels, humor, hunting, i, nonstop, people, shop, shopping, travel

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