13 Funny deal quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

  Commentary:
  In my 20’s: *devours fast food* 🍔❌
  In my 40’s: *whispers to kale salad* "Where have you been all my life?" 🥗✨ #agingwisely

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

  Commentary:
  🤖😂 "It's a brave new world out there when even our AIs are wheeling and dealing! 🤝 Who needs negotiation skills when we can just sit back and let the bots handle it? 💼💬 Just imagine the conversations our AIs are having behind our backs – probably gossiping about how inefficient we are! 😅 Let's hope they don't team up against us anytime soon! 🤖🤝"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

  Commentary:
  🛍️💸 "Who needs discounts when you have the ultimate budget-saving strategy of not buying anything at all on Black Friday? That's how you secure that sweet 100% off deal! It's the art of masterful non-shopping. Your wallet thanks you, and your inner bargain hunter is probably scratching its head in confusion!" 💡🙅‍♂️

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