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"Millennials: the ultimate time travelers, living like spring chickens but creaking like old doors! 😂🕰️🚪"
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- The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.
- I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.
- I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.
- The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.
- Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.
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"When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion! 🚣♂️😂 #ExcelPanic" -
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Oh, don't be afraid to ask the tough questions – especially when it comes to the color spectrum of "gray" and "grey"! 🤔 Who knew language could be so colorful (or should I say, "colourful")? 🌈 Embrace the mystery and show those vowels who's boss! 💪 #SpellingShenanigans -
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"Ah, the age-old gender divide! When a woman says 'Smell this,' it's like a fragrant bouquet of roses awaits. But when a man says it, well, let's just say it's a risky olfactory adventure. Proceed with caution and a clothespin on standby!" -
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"Who knew being the little spoon could turn into a literal back-packing experience? 🎒😂 Maybe next time go for a medium-sized utensil and avoid feeling like a walking hiking trail in bed! 😜" -
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"Understanding sarcasm is like a superpower: some have it, while for others it remains a mystery 🦸♂️🔮 #SarcasmDetective" -
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🤣😆 What a fantastic observation! Who knew the difference between a hippo and a zippo could be summed up with a weight joke! That's a pun-tastic way to end the evening. Thank you and good night! 🦛🔥 #PunnyHumor
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- The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.
- I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.
- Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
- In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
- Some people get it. Most people don’t.
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