Funny quotes difference

23 Funny difference quotes

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

1 month ago

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

1 month ago

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

2 months ago

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

2 months ago

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

3 months ago

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

3 months ago

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

3 months ago

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

3 months ago

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

3 months ago

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

3 months ago

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

3 months ago

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

3 months ago

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

3 months ago

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

3 months ago

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

3 months ago

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

3 months ago

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

3 months ago

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

3 months ago

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

3 months ago

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

3 months ago