158 Funny distraction quotes

• I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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  4 weeks ago

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• How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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  4 weeks ago

  1, 2, 3, ago, bed, bedtime, clean, cleaning, corner, distraction, five, hours, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, procrastination, room, six, something, stare, start, vintage

• The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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  4 weeks ago

  amazing, attraction, attractive, born, brain, day, distraction, functions, human, human brain, humor, only, someone, speaking, taking, test, thinking

• Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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  4 weeks ago

  check, distraction, done, excuse, homework, i, Instagram, media, need, presentation, procrastination, school, social, social media, technology, teen, teenager, teens, why

• Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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  4 weeks ago

  book, distraction, frustration, humor, just, leisure, life, obstacle, obstacles, reading, series

• If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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  4 weeks ago

  busy, chatting, distraction, humor, ignoring, internet, laughing, me, meme, memes, online, self-care, therapy, world

• If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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  4 weeks ago

  cancel, distraction, entertainment, fight, fighting, i, keep, need, neighbor, neighbors, noise, service, services, streaming, streaming service

• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, distraction, feeling, geopolitics, global, humor, information, internet, little, media, much, phone, relief, remember, scroll, scrolling, smartphone, spend, state, stress, stress relief, time

• When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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  4 weeks ago

  booger, bored, boredom, cursor, distraction, humor, i, joke, meeting, nose, office, office joke, playful, prank, put, speaker, tech, tech humor, under, virtual, virtual humor, Zoom, Zoom meeting

• Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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  4 weeks ago

  annoyance, car, cars, distraction, drive, driver, driving, humor, idiots, most, please, safety, stop, technology, touchscreen

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