79 Funny driving quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.
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  5 months ago

  View →: All my small talk is done with a car horn.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?
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  5 months ago

  View →: All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.
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  5 months ago

  View →: DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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