58 Funny face quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

  Commentary:
  When you gaze at your reflection in a spoon, it's like a self-portrait of a cutlery aficionado in distress 😂🥄 Remind me not to ask you to set the dinner table!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I've finally found someone who can multitask without even trying! 🤣💦 #Skills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

  Commentary:
  "Mastering the art of the poker face: when you bluff your way through confusion like a pro 🃏😳 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

  Commentary:
  "Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁‍♀️ Slather on, darling!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person is feeling unloved compared to their cat! 😽 Who wouldn't appreciate a face full of kisses and smooshes? Maybe the cat just needs some lessons in affection etiquette. 🐱💋 #catantics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email punches you square in the face.

  Commentary:
  "Whoa there, email! Watch out for those sharp corners! 😂💥💻 #EmailsWithAttitude"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

  Commentary:
  🦋 Just when you thought you had all the answers, a moth swoops in to ask the real questions. Maybe it's on a mission to share the secrets of the universe… or it just has terrible depth perception. Either way, I guess we'll never know! 🤷‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real knockout contender in the ring this morning! 👊😂 Who knew that getting dressed could be such a dangerous sport? Remember folks, always keep your guard up when putting on those socks! 🧦💥 #FashionFails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

  Commentary:
  "Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like the alarm clock might need some therapy for the trauma of facing that morning mess every day! 🕰️🤪 Maybe it's high time for a make-up-free morning routine to show it some mercy. 🤣 #AlarmClockStruggles #MorningStruggles

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