13 Funny ghosts quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

  Commentary:
  Hopefully the spirits don't throw a house party while you're gone! 👻🎉🛒

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

  Commentary:
  Ah, her heart is like a haunted floral shop, where ghosts tend to arrangements of wilted blooms, each petal whispering tales of lost love 👻🥀🌿💔🌹.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

  Commentary:
  "Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! 👻☎️ Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

  Commentary:
  👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe ghosts just have really bad taste in home decor 🤷‍♂️👻 Or maybe they're just trying to make a fashion statement with their tattered, old sheets! Who needs fitted sheets when you can float through walls, right? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry about ghosts haunting you, worry about the living holding grudges! 👻👻 Who needs ghosts when you've got a lineup of enemies ready to scare you right out of your sleep? 😂 #GhostFreeZone"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, even in the spooky world of dating ghosts, always show some respect 👻🚫 Unless you're into haunting relationships, then go ahead and send a ghostly 'Boo!' 🎃😄 Just keep it ghostly chic, darling! 💁‍♂️💀"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems Scooby was too busy chasing snacks to notice the scent of betrayal! 🐾👻 Maybe his nose was too clogged with the smell of mystery and delicious Scooby Snacks! 🍗🔍 Who knew dogs could be detectives AND foodies? 🐶🕵️‍♂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, dear ghosts, no need to be just lazy specters – put those supernatural skills to good use and help with the cleaning! 👻🧹 Who knew haunting could include some housekeeping duties! 😄"

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