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11 Funny ghosts quotes

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025