17 Funny ghosts quotes

• If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

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  16 hours ago

  Christmas, game, ghost, ghosts, holiday, humor, ID, Mario, Mario Party, me, party, play, three, video, video game

• It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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  4 days ago

  actually, being, benefit, crazy, ghost, ghosts, humor, i, joke, know, people, spooky, three, visit

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  3 weeks ago

  agree, Christmas, commentary, employee, employees, feel, ghost, ghosts, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, important, meaning, middle, night, pay, pay raise, people, person, raise, remind, rich, rich person, season, social, social commentary, true

• Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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  2 months ago

  bodily, bodily function, digestion, eat, fart, food, function, ghost, ghosts, humor, joke, just, things

• To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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  2 months ago

  back, everyday, everyday life, ghosts, going, humor, imagination, life, playful, quirky, right, store, supernatural, walls

• You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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  2 months ago

  always, case, cleanliness, ghosts, humor, hygiene, laundry, need, once, routine, sheets, should, shower, spooky, wash, week, weekly, weekly routine

• Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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  2 months ago

  abandoned, dying, filled, flower, flowers, garden, ghost, ghosts, heart, humor, melancholy

• Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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  2 months ago

  activity, board, call, calls, fun, funny activity, ghost, ghosts, humor, ouija, Ouija Board, paranormal, paranormal humor, phone, phone call, spooky, spooky fun, unannounced, unannounced call

• Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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  2 months ago

  accuracy, anger, born, comedy, ghost, ghosts, height, historical, historical accuracy, horror, me, movie, nothing, research, screenwriter, tall

• Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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  2 months ago

  fitted, fitted sheet, ghost, ghosts, humor, joke, linens, never, notice, observation, sheet, wear

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