Funny quotes ghosts

11 Funny ghosts quotes

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

2 months ago

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

3 months ago

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

3 months ago

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

3 months ago

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

3 months ago

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

3 months ago

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

3 months ago

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

3 months ago

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

3 months ago

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

3 months ago

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

3 months ago