56 Funny hell quotes

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.
I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.
Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.
People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?
If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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3 months ago
Share →: The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Commentary:
👏👏 The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have felt like a one-man standing ovation auditioning for the role of "Awkward Encourager." Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind and applaud your way through life's uncertainties! 😄👏
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Commentary:
"Who needs hell when you've experienced the shrill cries of disappointed kids on Christmas morning? 🔊🎅 Remember folks, always keep those batteries stocked up or face the wrath of tiny humans!"
3 months ago
Share →: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Commentary:
“If going to Heaven means dealing with unpredictable weather but going to Hell means having a lively group of friends, I guess I’ll just bring an umbrella and sunscreen to Hell and make the most of it!”
3 months ago
Share →: Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Commentary:
"Trying to persuade an introvert to attend a party is akin to sending a saint on a sinful adventure to Hell – it's a recipe for an existential crisis! It's like asking a turtle to join a hare for a sprint, or a penguin to audition for 'American Idol' – a mismatch of epic proportions!"
4 months ago
Share →: Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Commentary:
"Oh, dear Brits and their unique currency lingo – quite baffling, isn't it? 🇬🇧🦑 But hey, can we all agree that squids & halfpennies should definitely be the new standard units of measurement? 🦑💸 #LostInTranslation"
4 months ago
Share →: Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Commentary:
"Being an adult is like being handed a manual written in invisible ink and being expected to navigate life without a GPS… or a clue 🤷‍♂️🔍 #LostInAdulthood"
4 months ago
Share →: Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Commentary:
🥪🏃‍♂️ "Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let's run it back and show that sandwich who's boss! 💪😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Commentary:
Well, timing is everything with Kanye – it's like catching a shooting star 🌠 in a bottle of Yeezy magic ✨. Just make sure you're in sync with his vibe du jour, and you might just hit the jackpot 💰. Just don't ask during a Taylor Swift rant 😉.
5 months ago
Share →: This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal conundrum – waiting for things to pass while also questioning the cosmic absurdity of it all 🤷‍♂️ Remember, even the weirdest moments eventually become outlandish anecdotes for future laughs! 🌀 #RollWithTheCosmicPunches
5 months ago
Share →: Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Commentary:
"Maybe your clothes are just really good at social distancing and refuse to leave the house! 🧺🤷‍♂️ #LaundryWoes"