82 Funny help quotes

• Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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  2 months ago

  90, diet, fact, food, fun, fun fact, health, help, humor, junk, junk food, know, lifestyle, live, lose, motivation, sarcasm, will to live

• Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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  2 months ago

  advice, anyone, confusion, General, general knowledge, help, know, knowledge, question, uncertainty

• Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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  2 months ago

  argument, ask, contradiction, couch, girl, girls, help, humor, jar, open, relationship, strength, throw

• Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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  2 months ago

  around, ceiling, chore, cleaning, family, help, here, household, household chore, humor, me, mom, organization, rack, say, sock, socks, spice, spice rack, vacuum

• Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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  2 months ago

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• If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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  2 months ago

  alone, customer, customer service, employee, help, humor, interaction, joke, leave, living, prank, reason, respond, response, service, shopping, social, social interaction, something, store, store employee

• I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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  2 months ago

  child, correction, disappointed, disappointment, education, family, help, home, homework, humor, i, incorrect, kid, parent

• Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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  2 months ago

  40s, adulthood, age, excuse, friend, help, humor, joke, move, welcome

• My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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  2 months ago

  after, bathroom, bathroom mirror, girl, hangover, help, humor, mirror, morning, morning after, party, party weekend, self-care, vitamins, weekend

• My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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  2 months ago

  another, charger, everyday, everyday struggle, exaggeration, frustration, help, humor, item, lying, missing, missing item, phone, phone charger, room, struggle, tech, tech frustration

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