69 Funny help quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

  Commentary:
  When your math skills are as useful as a chocolate teapot 🤔📚🍫

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

  Commentary:
  Finally, a perk of aging! Turning 40 just upgraded my excuse game to expert level! 🎉🛋️🚫

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

  Commentary:
  "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who needs a week to recover from it all? 🙈😂 #VitaminsCanOnlyDoSoMuch"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

  Commentary:
  "When your phone charger is practicing social distancing 😂📱🔌 #Stranded"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking 'dolling up' to a whole new level! 😂🩺🎀 #DollDrama"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

  Commentary:
  "Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘‍♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

  Commentary:
  Haha, sounds like your brain and my humor are on the same mischievous page! 😂 Sometimes, our thoughts need a serious intervention—maybe a comedy therapist? 🎭🤪 Just remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're thinking of eating a jar of pickles at midnight—then you might need real help! 🥒😅

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

  Commentary:
  "Can't waste time waiting for those eyes to roll on their own! ⏳ Let me offer my expert eye-roll assistance! 👀💁‍♂️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷‍♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of "self" in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant "staff-assisted" checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

  Commentary:
  "When you have to choose between a relaxing evening and diving headfirst into the world of fractions and long division…well, there goes the peace ☕📚🤯 #ParentingStruggles #MathMadness"

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