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74 Funny help quotes

Funny help quotes ๐Ÿ˜„ are the perfect pick-me-up for when you’re feeling overwhelmed or just need a good laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚. These witty one-liners and humorous insights can turn a stressful day into a giggle fest ๐Ÿคฃ. Whether you’re seeking relief from a hectic workload or just want to share a chuckle with friends, these quotes have got you covered ๐Ÿ’ช. Dive into the lighter side of life and let the laughter flow! ๐ŸŒŸ

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You canโ€™t have both.

Posted on6 months ago

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. Weโ€™ve narrowed it down to โ€œIt doesnโ€™t matterโ€ and โ€œItโ€™s your turn to chooseโ€.

Posted on6 months ago

โ€œIโ€™m just playing devilโ€™s advocate here.โ€ Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Posted on6 months ago

We should all go into advertising and fix whatโ€™s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Posted onFeb 10, 2025Feb 10, 2025

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

โ€œHelp us improve Instagram!โ€ Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

If you relate to me, get some help!

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didnโ€™t help recharging the batteries.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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