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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.
Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.
Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.
You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.
Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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5 months ago
Share →: Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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"Looking for the lost and found department for 'shit together' items 🤔💩 #LifeGoals #HelpWanted"
5 months ago
Share →: “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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🤣💁‍♂️ "Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨"
5 months ago
Share →: If you relate to me, get some help!

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"Hey there, if you see yourself reflected in me, it might be time to hit up that therapist's office 🛋️. Don't worry, we all need a little help sometimes! 🤪 #SelfAwarenessGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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"Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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"Country music: the ultimate emotional support system for those tough guys who just can't resist a good sob session! 🤠🎶😭 Let the twangy tunes be the shoulder you never knew you needed to cry on. Yeehaw for emotional release!"
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Looks like someone learned the hard way that angry telekinesis doesn't quite work on electronics! 🧙‍♂️📺 Let's hope a new remote is on the shopping list before the next episode of "Tech-rrific Troubles" airs! 😅🔋
5 months ago
Share →: Your pronouns should be get/help.

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How about this? "If pronouns were a customer service hotline, mine would definitely be ‘get’ and yours would be ‘help’! 😂📞 Let’s connect and provide some linguistic assistance! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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"Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer"
5 months ago
Share →: Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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🦌 Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight! Because apparently, my phone's brightness setting is no match for your shiny nose! 🔦📱 #ChristmasMiracles #WhereMyPhoneAt
5 months ago
Share →: If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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"Need some me-time? Just yell out, 'I need urgent assistance in the kitty litter department!' 🐱💩 You'll have the room all to yourself in no time! Just be prepared for curious looks and possible feline companionship 😂🐾 #DesperateMeasures"