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11 Funny invite quotes

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025