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Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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