Funny quotes invite

12 Funny invite quotes

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

5 days ago

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

4 weeks ago

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

2 months ago

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

3 months ago

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

3 months ago

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

3 months ago

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

3 months ago

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

3 months ago

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

3 months ago

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

3 months ago

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

3 months ago

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

3 months ago