17 Funny invite quotes

• Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  5 days ago

  ahead, anywhere, change, change of plan, doing, doing nothing, enjoy, event, humor, i, invitation, invite, know, last, last minute, me, minute, need, needs, nothing, plan, preparation, procrastination, social, social event, spontaneity, time

• If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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  1 month ago

  AC, cold, cold preference, heat, humor, invite, keep, lizard, me, please, preference, temperature, terrarium

• My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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  1 month ago

  again, call, cops, dispute, guess, having, humor, i, invitation, invite, kind, me, neighbor, neighborly, neighborly dispute, party, rejection, sarcasm, social, social rejection

• Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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  1 month ago

  12, every, humor, invite, meeting, microsoft, productivity, stress, Teams, technology, testosterone, workplace

• I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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  1 month ago

  fun, gathering, humor, invite, later, party, people, phones, social, stare, want

• Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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  1 month ago

  casual, delusion, fun, humor, intertwine, invite, reality, relationship

• Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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  1 month ago

  activity, beautiful, dating, drinks, Friday, fun, fun activity, humor, i, invitation, invite, me, relaxation, weekend, woman

• That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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  1 month ago

  awkwardness, birthday, drop, drop off, inside, invite, moment, panic, party, situation, social, social situation, start, surprise, thought

• I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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  1 month ago

  bet, dinner, guest, humor, i, ID, invite, invited, me, stay, Thanksgiving, think

• Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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  1 month ago

  awkwardness, convince, date, Godzilla, humor, idea, invite, monster, plus, plus one, relationship, rom-com, struggle, struggles, wedding

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