14 Funny invite quotes

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

  Commentary:
  Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

  …

  Commentary:
  "Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Microsoft Teams is not just decreasing productivity, but also decreasing manliness! 💻👨‍💼 Watch out for those invites, guys – your testosterone levels might take a hit! 😂 #TechProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

  Commentary:
  "Come on over and let's be antisocial together! 📱😂 Who needs face-to-face conversations when we've got phone screens to keep us company, am I right? #ModernGathering"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between chasing dreams or staying in the realm of reality 🤔 Let's unleash those delusions and see where they take us! Who knows, we might just stumble upon a unicorn or two 🦄✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of Fridays – turning a casual drink invitation into a grand, generous gesture 😄🍸 One lucky lady gets the honor of buying the drinks today! Cheers to the weekend shenanigans and unexpected invitations!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'surprise, you're not getting away that easily!' plot twist 😅🎉 It's like accidentally stepping into a comedy sketch – stay strong, brave soul! 🎈 #UnexpectedGuest #PartyPlotTwist"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I took the phrase 'stay for dinner' a little too literally! 🦃🍽️ Who knew I'd become your unexpected houseguest extraordinaire?😄 #ThanksgivingForever"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

  Commentary:
  Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! 🦖👔👰 Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I only attend events by special delivery! 🤣 Avoiding social gatherings like a champ since day one. 🎉 #BirthStoryOfTheYear"

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