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Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Just shared via Instagram:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Live now on WeChat:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Going viral on Instagram:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Live now on Twitch:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Just shared via Discord:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Seen just now on Instagram:

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

Making waves on Slack:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Freshly posted on Threads:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

44 Funny joy quotes

Funny joy quotes 😄 are the perfect pick-me-up when you need a giggle or a grin! They blend humor with happiness, turning ordinary days into extraordinary ones 🌟. Whether you’re looking to lighten up your mood or spread some cheerful vibes, these whimsical words of wisdom are here to tickle your funny bone and warm your heart ❤️. Dive into a world where laughter meets joy, and let the chuckles commence! 🎉

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Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

1 week ago

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Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

1 week ago

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Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

1 week ago

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I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

1 week ago

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

1 week ago

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

1 week ago

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

1 week ago

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

1 week ago

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

1 week ago

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

1 week ago

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66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

36 shares on Discord this month:

That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

50 shares on Discord this month:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Making waves on Pinterest:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Just shared via Discord:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Just shared via TikTok:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Going viral on Instagram:

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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