Funny quotes joy

24 Funny joy quotes

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025