29 Funny joy quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.
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  1 month ago

  View →: “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t give up, we must remain silly.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.
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  4 months ago

  View →: As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.
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  5 months ago

  View →: No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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