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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Trending via LinkedIn:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Seen just now on Discord:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Just shared via Facebook:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Going viral on Instagram:

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

Reported on Slack:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Seen just now on Messenger:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Reported on Telegram:

I need money, not feelings.

Just landed via Slack:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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Funny joy quotes 😄 are the perfect pick-me-up when you need a giggle or a grin! They blend humor with happiness, turning ordinary days into extraordinary ones 🌟. Whether you’re looking to lighten up your mood or spread some cheerful vibes, these whimsical words of wisdom are here to tickle your funny bone and warm your heart ❤️. Dive into a world where laughter meets joy, and let the chuckles commence! 🎉

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7 hours ago
Share →: Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster 😂📰🚫✨
10 hours ago
Share →: Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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Feels like finding a unicorn in my calendar! 🦄⏰ Now, what to do with this magical bonus time? 😆✨
24 hours ago
Share →: My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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Unlocking my inner five-year-old… just need to find my superhero cape and a lifetime supply of cookies! 🍪🦸‍♂️✨
1 day ago
Share →: I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Proof that water slides are scientifically engineered to wash away tears! 💦😂
2 days ago
Share →: Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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Jet skis: the secret ingredient to instant happiness—who knew? 😂🌊💸
2 days ago
Share →: Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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Finding extra money in my account feels like discovering a treasure chest full of ice cream! 🍦💸😂
4 days ago
Share →: Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Commentary:
🤣 "Being a pessimist is like having a lifetime pass to the 'I Told You So' amusement park! 🎢🎟️"
1 week ago
Share →: I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Spreading joy like it's confetti and the world is on a BBQ 🍿🔥😄
2 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Commentary:
"Finally, an excuse for my quirky dance moves in the grocery aisle! 💃🛒😜 #GracefullyInsane"
2 months ago
Share →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Commentary:
"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄'"

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

Making waves on Slack:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Going viral on TikTok:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Just landed via Instagram:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Just landed via WeChat:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Live now on Slack:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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