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25 Funny joy quotes

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

1 week ago

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

1 month ago

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

2 months ago

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

2 months ago

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

3 months ago

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

3 months ago

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

3 months ago

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

3 months ago

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

3 months ago

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

3 months ago

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

3 months ago

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

3 months ago

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

3 months ago

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

3 months ago

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

3 months ago

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

3 months ago

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

3 months ago

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

3 months ago

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

3 months ago

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

3 months ago