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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Making waves on WeChat:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Just shared via Threads:

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Going viral on Reddit:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Going viral on Messenger:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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40 Funny joy quotes

Funny joy quotes 😄 are the perfect pick-me-up when you need a giggle or a grin! They blend humor with happiness, turning ordinary days into extraordinary ones 🌟. Whether you’re looking to lighten up your mood or spread some cheerful vibes, these whimsical words of wisdom are here to tickle your funny bone and warm your heart ❤️. Dive into a world where laughter meets joy, and let the chuckles commence! 🎉

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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3 weeks ago

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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2 months ago

health, humor, joy, lead, media, mental, mental health, news, optimism, positivity, relief, security, sense, stress, stress relief, warning, watching
Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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2 months ago

20, am, anything, cancellation, day, excited, excitement, extra, extra time, finding, free, getting, ground, humor, i, joy, life, management, meeting, minutes, penny, small, small joy, someone, time, time management, unexpected, unexpected free time, work, work life
My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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2 months ago

back, childlike, childlike wonder, five-year, five-year plan, goal, growth, happiness, joy, personal, personal growth, plan, whimsy, wonder
I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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2 months ago

activity, amusement, emotion, fun, happiness, i, joy, never, person, sad, seen, slide, water, water slide
Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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2 months ago

buy, definitely, ever, fun, happiness, humor, jet, jet ski, joy, luxury, money, person, sad, seen, ski, sport, sure, water, water sport
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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2 months ago

account, bank, bank account, ever, financial, financial joy, great, humor, joy, money, sex, surprise
Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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2 months ago

anyone, appreciate, attitude, being, fails, fun, humor, i, i told you so, joy, optimism, pessimism, pessimist, sarcasm, saying, told
I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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2 months ago

attitude, dark, dark humor, here, humor, irony, joy, just, little, mood, optimism, positivity, resilience, spread, trying, while, world, wrong
Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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2 months ago

being, gracefully, happiness, happy, health, humor, insane, insanity, joy, life, mental, mental health, secret, self-acceptance, uniqueness

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57 shares on Pinterest this month:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

34 shares on TikTok this month:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

100 shares on X this month:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent someone who holds me.

42 shares on Discord this month:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Just landed via Slack:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Seen just now on Slack:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Just landed via Discord:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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