575 Funny know quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to give up junk food is like trying to break up with the love of your life 🍔🍕💔😅

  90, diet, fact, food, fun, fun fact, health, help, humor, junk, junk food, know, lifestyle, live, lose, motivation, sarcasm, will to live

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone's running on coffee fumes and dreams of pancakes! 🥞😴☕

  behavior, breakfast, humor, hunger, i, know, mood, morning

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like I've leveled up to boss mode! When did life become an extreme sport? 🏋️‍♂️💪🤣

  bad, compliment, ever, humor, interaction, know, met, people, person, personality, resilience, social, social interaction, start, strength, telling

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When you become the neighborhood car monitor, and all you got is your porch and judgy eyes! 🚗👀🧓😆

  aging, anger, car, frustration, getting, getting old, house, humor, know, mad, neighborhood, old, outside, parked, parking, random

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Time flies when you're busy doing absolutely nothing! 😂⏰🛋️

  ask, buddy, day, five, frustration, hate, humor, i, know, laziness, listen, me, noon, okay, people, procrastination, time, today, waking, waking up, woke

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess it's time to admit to the fam that I'm not a robot 🤖💖

  emotion, family, feelings, humor, i, just, know, means, partner, realization, relationship

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When I was born, the instruction manual must have flown off into space 🚀🤔✨

  advice, anyone, confusion, General, general knowledge, help, know, knowledge, question, uncertainty

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to convince my couch I'm having a wild night out 🍕🎉😎

  behavior, care, fun, humor, introvert, just, know, privacy, social, social behavior, too

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone is trying to secure some extra pillow space tonight! 😴😂❤️

  die, enough, goodnight, humor, know, loyalty, man, men, relationship, rest, sarcasm, woman

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Melon musings can lead to blushing battles in aisle 7 🍈😳💬

  activity, asking, blush, flirting, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery shopping, i, know, making, man, melon, melons, men, old, old man, ripe, shopping

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