13 Funny knowing quotes

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I'm not home.

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Ain't nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I slept like a baby, knowing I'm a burden to everyone around me.

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If I'm ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025