33 Funny knowing quotes

• I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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  3 hours ago

  attitude, enjoyment, fact, facts, fun, humor, information, just, knowing, knowledge, nice, time, trying

• Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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  12 hours ago

  around, everyone, guide, humor, i, job, joke, just, knowing, knowledge, love, me, need, only, think, tour, tour guide, travel, walking

• Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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  14 hours ago

  confidence, crazy, humor, i, knowing, never, night, self-acceptance, sleep, ugly

• Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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  16 hours ago

  arrival, coffee, entrance, humor, iced, iced coffee, knowing, late, lateness, management, poor, punctuality, showing, time, time management

• Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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  22 hours ago

  dislike, employment, frustration, humor, hunting, job, job hunting, knowing, want, work, worst

• Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

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  2 weeks ago

  absolutely, being, confusion, creativity, ending, exactly, having, humor, idea, knowing, means, process, story, writer, writing, writing process

• My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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  3 weeks ago

  able, back, bed, getting, getting up, knowing, morning, motivation, relaxation, sleep

• The peace of not knowing.

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  1 month ago

  calmness, humor, ignorance, irony, knowing, peace

• What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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  2 months ago

  choice, decision, dispatch, event, feeling, FOMO, going, going out, hear, humor, knowing, once, opposite, regret, right, social, social event, somewhere

• Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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  2 months ago

  difference, education, grammar, humor, joke, knowing, language, shit, wordplay, writing

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