21 Funny knowing quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

  Commentary:
  When grammar goes rogue, you're just one apostrophe away from an existential crisis! 💩📚😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a detective thriller when I've got a live episode of 'Where's My Package?' on my porch! 📦🕵️‍♂️😆"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs sleep when you've got Coke keeping the fridge light company? 😂🥤 #NightOwlsUnite"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

  Commentary:
  "When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the never-ending quest to uncover long-lost relatives and dusty family trees! 🌳 Who needs a soap opera when you have your family drama, right? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the chaos, embrace the quirks, and maybe just stick to knowing who's bringing the potato salad to the next reunion! 😉 #FamilyMysteriesUnsolved

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great mystery of aging – accumulating keys that unlock doors to unknown realms like lost treasures or secret hideouts 🗝️🚪 Who knows, maybe one day you'll stumble upon a portal to the fountain of eternal youth hidden amongst the clutter of your key ring! 🗝️🌟 Just be careful not to lock yourself out of the present in your quest for unlocking the past 😄🔓 #KeyToTheFuture #ForeverYoungKeys

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimism of telling ourselves it can’t get worse… only to be spectacularly proven wrong! 🙈 Hang in there, you're in for a wild ride of going from bad to worse! 🎢😂"

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