15 Funny knowing quotes

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  4 hours ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the never-ending quest to uncover long-lost relatives and dusty family trees! 🌳 Who needs a soap opera when you have your family drama, right? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the chaos, embrace the quirks, and maybe just stick to knowing who's bringing the potato salad to the next reunion! 😉 #FamilyMysteriesUnsolved

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great mystery of aging – accumulating keys that unlock doors to unknown realms like lost treasures or secret hideouts 🗝️🚪 Who knows, maybe one day you'll stumble upon a portal to the fountain of eternal youth hidden amongst the clutter of your key ring! 🗝️🌟 Just be careful not to lock yourself out of the present in your quest for unlocking the past 😄🔓 #KeyToTheFuture #ForeverYoungKeys

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimism of telling ourselves it can’t get worse… only to be spectacularly proven wrong! 🙈 Hang in there, you're in for a wild ride of going from bad to worse! 🎢😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate dance of feigning innocence while secretly holding all the answers 🤫💁‍♀️ It's the ultimate power move of pretending to be clueless when you're actually the mastermind behind the scenes! Who said women can't multitask? 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the blissful ignorance of cookie-induced amnesia – where time melts away like butter on a warm cookie 🍪⏰ Who needs a calendar when you have a steady supply of sweet treats to keep you in a perpetual state of bliss? 😅 #CookieDayDreams

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that package is stealing the spotlight! 📦🏠 Don't worry, it's just a delivery, not an audition for 'Home Alone 5'! 😂 #PackageDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Being right is its own reward, but having the satisfaction of proving the doubters wrong is just the cherry on top! 🍒💪 #CrazyGenius"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'it is what it is.' A phrase so versatile, it's like the duct tape of language – it fixes everything by saying nothing at all! 🤷‍♂️ Here's to diving headfirst into the abyss of uncertainty with a sprinkle of nonchalant wisdom!" 🌀

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the blissful slumber of a burdened soul! 😴💤 Who needs sweet dreams when you can have a guilt-induced nap instead? 😅👶 #Sleeplikeababy"

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