31 Funny knowing quotes

• The peace of not knowing.

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  1 week ago

  calmness, humor, ignorance, irony, knowing, peace

• What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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  2 months ago

  choice, decision, dispatch, event, feeling, FOMO, going, going out, hear, humor, knowing, once, opposite, regret, right, social, social event, somewhere

• Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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  2 months ago

  difference, education, grammar, humor, joke, knowing, language, shit, wordplay, writing

• It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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  2 months ago

  cake, craving, dessert, fridge, hard, humor, indulgence, knowing, sleep, snack, temptation

• It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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  2 months ago

  coke, craving, fridge, hard, humor, knowing, procrastination, sleep, soda, temptation

• Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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  2 months ago

  cheeseburger, choice, diet, eat, family, food, food choice, food preference, front, fruits, honesty, humor, humor quote, just, kids, knowing, life, means, parent, parent life, parenting, parenting struggle, preference, pretend, struggle, vegetables

• My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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  2 months ago

  before, behavior, child, child behavior, dislike, eater, even, food, food dislike, humor, kid, kids, knowing, parenting, picky, picky eater, superpower

• A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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  2 months ago

  afraid, digital, digital relationship, etiquette, happening, hate, humor, internet, internet humor, knowing, life, media, moment, online, online life, pressure, privacy, relationship, silence, social, social media, social media etiquette, social pressure, unfriend, unfriending, us

• Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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  2 months ago

  acquaintance, connection, guy, humor, knowing, knows, most, networking, relationship, skill, social, social skill, things, valuable, world

• I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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  2 months ago

  ancestry, bad, current, enough, family, fascination, humor, i, knowing, never, understand, understanding

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