49 Funny later quotes

• Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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  3 weeks ago

  best, body, dark, dark humor, dead, dead body, hide, humor, internet, later, new, new tab, place, pretty, procrastination, read, read later, sure, tab

• That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, apartment, chores, clean, cleaning, dirty, everything, frustration, later, moment, routine, year

• Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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  3 weeks ago

  consolation, deep, editing, emotion, eyes, humor, joke, later, man, Photoshop, sadness, worry

• Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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  3 weeks ago

  back, happy, home, humor, just, later, me, normal, person, talk

• Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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  3 weeks ago

  cool, future, humor, later, memory, moment, nostalgia, photo, photos, time

• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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  3 weeks ago

  animal, animal behavior, away, behavior, car, comparison, crazy, day, found, funny comparison, gas, gas station, got, having, horse, humor, imagine, later, life, medieval, medieval times, modern, modern life, ran, run, runaway, runaway horse, scared, station, times, transportation

• My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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  3 weeks ago

  3, everything, hours, i, later, missed, missing, missing out, nap, parallel, parallel universe, sleep, thinking, time, time warp, toxic, toxic trait, trait, universe, waking, waking up, warp, where

• I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, bed, bed potato, chair, chair potato, couch, couch potato, humor, later, laziness, potato, relaxation, right

• My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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  3 weeks ago

  am, complaining, day, deprivation, fatigue, favorite, humor, i, late, later, next, pastime, procrastination, should, sleep, sleep deprivation, staying, staying up late, tired

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