I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes. Posted on2 hours ago
Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something. Posted on1 day ago
There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day. Posted on1 day ago
I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least. Posted on2 days ago
I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat. Posted on2 days ago
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. Posted on5 days ago