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31 Funny leisure quotes

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025