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31 Funny leisure quotes

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

1 month ago

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

1 month ago

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

1 month ago

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

1 month ago

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

2 months ago

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

2 months ago

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

2 months ago

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

2 months ago

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

3 months ago

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

3 months ago

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

3 months ago

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

3 months ago

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

3 months ago

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

3 months ago

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

3 months ago

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

3 months ago

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

3 months ago

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

3 months ago

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

3 months ago

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

3 months ago