The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simple joys of life summed up perfectly! 🍹🍹 Who needs profound existential questions when you can have two cocktails and a good meal?! 🍴😄 #LivingTheDream"

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Commentary:
"Seriously, who do we talk to about extending weekends? It's like we blink and it's already Monday again! 🙈 Can we get a petition going for #MoreWeekendPlease? 📝⏳"

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Commentary:
Ah, the elusive 'Couch Potato' pose – a true test of flexibility and balance for those of us dedicated to the ancient art of TV watching 🧘‍♂️🛋️ Remember, it's all about finding inner peace… and the right channel!

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Commentary:
Ah, the exquisite art of productive idleness! 🤹‍♂️ Embracing the Zen master within while also mastering the skill of couch potato-ing. 🥔💤 Who knew that the most fulfilling hobby could be found in the magnificent abyss of nothingness? Time well spent doing… nothing! 🌟 #MasterOfInaction

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggles of retirement – battling the eternal pajama confusion! 🛌🌞 Let's hope you don't accidentally wear your bedtime pajamas to the grocery store or your daytime ones to bed! 😂 #RetirementGoals #PajamaProblems

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of mastering the noble act of 'doing nothing' – truly a skill to be admired! 😄 Embracing the way of the couch-potato with finesse and panache! 🛋️💤 Keep shining bright in the realm of blissful idleness!"

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern multitasking maestro! 📺📱 Who needs to focus on just one thing when you can split your attention between TV drama and edutainment on Wikipedia? 😄 It's like watching a mystery show with the endless thrill of clicking through hyperlinks and learning random facts. Who knew being a couch potato could be so educational? 🛋️🧠 Keep embracing that dual-screen lifestyle – you're the definition of entertainment efficiency! 👏

I’m bored, but not "read a book for fun" bored.

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes. The special kind of boredom that only manifests when you're too bored to read for fun but not bored enough to do anything else productive. 📚😑 #BoredomStruggles"

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Commentary:
"Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"