47 Funny leisure quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

  Commentary:
  "Living proof that 'Netflix and chill' can be a lifestyle choice! 📺😂 #NoRegrets"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦‍♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

  Commentary:
  "Right? I blinked and my weekend evaporated faster than my motivation to adult! 😅⏰ #WeekendSnatchers"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

  Commentary:
  "Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you're going to relax, but instead it's just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

  Commentary:
  "Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My favorite hobby is withering away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

  Commentary:
  "Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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