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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Making waves on Facebook:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Making waves on X:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Spotted on Facebook:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Going viral on Telegram:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

Trending via Telegram:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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78 Funny leisure quotes

Funny leisure quotes bring a burst of laughter and joy to your downtime moments, transforming ordinary relaxation into an extraordinary 😂 adventure. Whether you’re lounging on the couch 🛋️, soaking up the sun ☀️, or sipping on a refreshing drink 🍹, these witty quips add a sprinkle of humor and keep the good vibes rolling. Dive into this playful realm and let your leisure time be filled with giggles and smiles!

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Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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89 shares on Threads this month:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

55 shares on X this month:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Going viral on TikTok:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Just shared via Reddit:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Breaking via Messenger:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Just landed via X:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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