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78 Funny let quotes

No matter how sad their story is, don't let anybody move into your house.

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If he doesn't like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Nighty night! Don't let the horror of existence bite.

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025