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13 Funny level quotes

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

1 month ago

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

1 month ago

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

1 month ago

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

3 months ago

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

3 months ago

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

3 months ago

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

3 months ago

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

3 months ago

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

3 months ago

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

3 months ago

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

3 months ago

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

3 months ago