17 Funny life choice quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

  Commentary:
  "Is there a return policy on life choices? Asking for a friend. 🤔😂 #FreeWillFails"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

  Commentary:
  🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting 'Ctrl + Z' on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

  Commentary:
  Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
  Brain: Nah, let's have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💭
  Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅‍♀️😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'adulting is easy' clearly never met me! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'll just stick to being a professional napper instead. 💤 #AdultingFail"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions… 🤔 Who knew stupidity could be so tempting? 😂 Perhaps the key to eternal happiness lies in embracing the blissfully ignorant side! 🤪 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew adulting came with such a hefty price tag of responsibilities and no take-backsies! 🙅‍♂️💸 No refunds on this adulthood adventure, folks! 😂 #GrowingPains #NotWhatISignedUpFor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to be a regular, non-spiraling human! 🌀 Dream big, swirl around, and embrace your inner ham! 🐷🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: my social media is just the tip of the iceberg 🧊. Dive into my life choices and you'll discover a whole new level of 'interesting' 🙈 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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