23 Funny life choice quotes

• Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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  1 month ago

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• Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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  1 month ago

  brand, choice, choices, excited, humor, life, life choice, new, questioning, reflection, sarcasm, self, self-reflection, super, week

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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  1 month ago

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• All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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  1 month ago

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• I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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  1 month ago

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• I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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  1 month ago

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• Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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  1 month ago

  bad, bad decision, brain, choice, decision, humor, insomnia, let, life, life choice, me, overthinking, self-reflection, sleep, stay, together

• I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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  1 month ago

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• Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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  1 month ago

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• After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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  1 month ago

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