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15 Funny life choice quotes

  • I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting ‘Ctrl + Z’ on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄”

  • Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

    Commentary:
    Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
    Brain: Nah, let‘s have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💭
    Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅‍♀️😂

  • I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said ‘adulting is easy’ clearly never met me! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I‘ll just stick to being a professional napper instead. 💤 #AdultingFail”

  • Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!”

  • After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

    Commentary:
    “Decisions, decisions… 🤔 Who knew stupidity could be so tempting? 😂 Perhaps the key to eternal happiness lies in embracing the blissfully ignorant side! 🤪 #LifeGoals”

  • Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew adulting came with such a hefty price tag of responsibilities and no take-backsies! 🙅‍♂️💸 No refunds on this adulthood adventure, folks! 😂 #GrowingPains #NotWhatISignedUpFor”

  • If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

    Commentary:
    “Life’s too short to be a regular, non-spiraling human! 🌀 Dream big, swirl around, and embrace your inner ham! 🐷🤪”

  • If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

    Commentary:
    “Warning: my social media is just the tip of the iceberg 🧊. Dive into my life choices and you’ll discover a whole new level of ‘interesting’ 🙈 #LivingOnTheEdge”

  • I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

    Commentary:
    Oh no, that sounds like a never-ending rollercoaster ride through Regret-ville with a layover in Doubt City! 🎢🙈 Just remember, even in the chaos of bad decisions, there’s always a chance to break free from the loop and hail a cab to Positivity Town! 🚕😄 #LifeChoicesEndInit

  • Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

    Commentary:
    “Excited to dive headfirst into a fresh year of questionable decisions like a boss! 🎉🤪 Who needs a coherent life plan when you have spontaneity as your sidekick? Let’s make 2022 a year to remember (or forget)! 🤣🎆”

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