234 Funny little quotes

• Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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  3 weeks ago

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• A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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  3 weeks ago

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• You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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  3 weeks ago

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