72 Funny mind quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, luck – the ultimate knuckle sandwich! Who needs violence when you've got fate throwing punches at you? Just remember to duck and weave, because luck can be a bit of a wild swinger!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

  Commentary:
  "Dear thoughts, if you're going to crash at my mental place, could you at least do the dishes and take out the trash? #MindfulLiving"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

  Commentary:
  "An apple a day keeps the doctor away… unless it's brown and mushy! "

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive mind – known to wander off on spontaneous adventures, leaving behind a trail of forgotten thoughts and lost ideas. One can only hope it returns with a thrilling tale or at least a souvenir from its escapades in the great unknown of forgetfulness!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

  Commentary:
  "Classic case of brain, always butting in uninvited! Just a friendly reminder to mind your own neurons, buddy #InnerMonologueIssues"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ever-polite approach to become the subject of someone's affection. Smooth moves, smooth talking—hoping to be the smooth operator of hearts! Go ahead, take a seat in the 'Desire Zone' and let the charming games begin! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

  Commentary:
  Trying to shake off those mind-typos like an Etch a Sketch? Just be sure not to accidentally erase any crucial ideas! #ShakeItOff #EtchASketchMind

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ancient art of telepathy! Let me check my spam folder for your message… Oh no, it must have gotten lost among all the mental junk mail! Next time, try sending a carrier pigeon just to be safe! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is losing your mind a hobby?

  Commentary:
  "Is losing your mind a hobby? Well, if it is, then I must say some people are definitely turning pro at it! Just remember, if you're losing your mind, make sure you have a good map to find your way back! "

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