49 Funny move quotes

• Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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  1 week ago

  back, coming, coming back, family, humor, move, once, parent, parents, relationship, time, today, war

• My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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  2 months ago

  always, hard, hard way, humor, improvement, learning, lesson, lessons, life, life lesson, mistake, move, self, self-improvement, signature, signature move

• Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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  2 months ago

  decision making, even, humor, knows, me, move, next, nobody, self-awareness, surprise, uncertainty, unpredictability

• Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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  2 months ago

  applying, balm, behavior, confidence, funny behavior, humor, know, lip, lip balm, move, power, power move, self-care, situation, social, social situation, watching

• My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, comedy, everyday, forgetfulness, hand, holding, humor, looking, me, move, phone, relatability, self-deprecating, signature, smartphone, tech

• My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, boyfriend, dinner, humor, invitation, invited, move, neighbors, over, relationship, situation, social, social situation

• Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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  2 months ago

  40s, adulthood, age, excuse, friend, help, humor, joke, move, welcome

• I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, change, changing, changing name, city, different, ever, exaggeration, humor, i, move, moving, name, quit, quitting, say, toilet, work

• The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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  2 months ago

  chores, clean, clean house, cleaning, conflict, house, laziness, motivation, move, procrastination, relax, struggle, Sunday, wanting

• If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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  2 months ago

  attitude, confidence, dance, dance move, doing, dropping, fun, hell, hot, humor, lifestyle, move, party

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