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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

1 month ago

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

2 months ago

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

2 months ago

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

3 months ago

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

3 months ago

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

3 months ago

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

3 months ago

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

3 months ago

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

3 months ago

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

3 months ago

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

3 months ago

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

3 months ago

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

3 months ago

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

3 months ago

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

3 months ago

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

3 months ago

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

3 months ago

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

3 months ago

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

3 months ago

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

3 months ago