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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Reported on TikTok:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Just shared via Facebook:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Just shared via X:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Going viral on X:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Making waves on YouTube:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Spotted on WeChat:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Trending via YouTube:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Spotted on Twitch:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Live now on Messenger:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

Reported on Messenger:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Reported on TikTok:

You can reach me by butterfly.

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