50 Funny move quotes

• My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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  2 hours ago

  comparison, favorite, humor, impatience, irony, line, lines, move, observation, queue, standing, waiting, watching

• Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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  6 hours ago

  advice, dating, future, future husband, humor, husband, just, move, move on, never, relationship, say

• For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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  13 hours ago

  advice, emotional, emotional health, forgetting, health, humor, memory, mindset, move, move on, never, own, reality, relationship, sanity

• Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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  18 hours ago

  dance, humor, i, just, liking, move, music, sometimes, song, ugh, wish

• I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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  2 weeks ago

  change, city, city life, good, humor, i, life, life change, me, miserable, misery, move, need, new, New York, sarcasm, think, york

• Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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  1 month ago

  back, coming, coming back, family, humor, move, once, parent, parents, relationship, time, today, war

• My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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  2 months ago

  always, hard, hard way, humor, improvement, learning, lesson, lessons, life, life lesson, mistake, move, self, self-improvement, signature, signature move

• Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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  2 months ago

  decision making, even, humor, knows, me, move, next, nobody, self-awareness, surprise, uncertainty, unpredictability

• Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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  2 months ago

  applying, balm, behavior, confidence, funny behavior, humor, know, lip, lip balm, move, power, power move, self-care, situation, social, social situation, watching

• My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, comedy, everyday, forgetfulness, hand, holding, humor, looking, me, move, phone, relatability, self-deprecating, signature, smartphone, tech

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