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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Making waves on X:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Making waves on Twitch:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Just shared via Threads:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Making waves on WeChat:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Reported on Pinterest:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Going viral on Reddit:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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220 Funny nostalgia quotes

Funny nostalgia quotes take you on a hilarious trip down memory lane! 🛣️😂 Whether it’s remembering childhood moments, old-school trends, or the days before Wi-Fi, these quotes remind us that looking back can be just as funny as living in the moment. Get ready for some sweet (and funny) flashbacks! 📼😅🎮

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Share →: Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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Ah, the nostalgia of sick days: where you could time travel from bed straight to the school cafeteria! 🛌⏰🥪
15 hours ago
Share →: I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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Dropping the ‘two thousand’ like it’s hot! Soon I’ll be saying “Back in ‘97” and confusing everyone 😂📅 #TimeTravelerVibes
2 days ago
Share →: Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎
3 days ago
Share →: Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Commentary:
Feeling like I should send an invoice to the 90s for false advertising! 💸🤔😂
3 days ago
Share →: Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can have cereal marathons and animated adventures? 😂📺🎉
4 days ago
Share →: When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Ah, the fine print of adulthood—must have missed that part! 🧓📜😂
7 days ago
Share →: I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂
1 week ago
Share →: I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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When I say "music," kids say "streaming?" 👨‍🎤📼😆
1 week ago
Share →: I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Ah, the good old days when five bucks made me feel like a millionaire! 🤑💸
1 week ago
Share →: I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Ah, the days when our greatest existential question was T-Rex or Triceratops 😂🦖🦕

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Just landed via Facebook:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Just shared via Slack:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Trending via X:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Spotted on Discord:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Spotted on YouTube:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Spotted on Facebook:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Making waves on X:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

Going viral on X:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Shared recently on Discord:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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