Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

I am cassette tape years old.

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

For the record, I use a turntable.