194 Funny only quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

  Commentary:
  Behind every perfect photo is a pile of laundry and a million sticky notes reminding me that adulthood is a contact sport 🧺📸😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Grok's trying to get booked for a boy band reunion! 🎤🕺😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

  Commentary:
  Just when you think you're done, the pot's like, "Surprise! I'm the boss level of dishwashing!" 😅🍲🧼

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

  Commentary:
  Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance? 🚗🍽️😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've unlocked the divine art of selective hearing! 🙉✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

  Commentary:
  Getting drenched vertically is soooo last season 🌧️☔😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

  Commentary:
  Believing guys is a lot easier when they start with the right compliment! 😏💁‍♀️✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

  Commentary:
  Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

  Commentary:
  Guess I’ll just flip a coin before tying the knot 🤔💍😂

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