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Funny police quotes
Jun 13
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: I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.
May 10
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: Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
Sep 30
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: Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.
Sep 25
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: The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.
Sep 23
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: Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.
Sep 22
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: Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.
Sep 22
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: If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.
