27 Funny police quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

  Commentary:
  "When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Calling the police when someone unfollows.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's trying to multitask their way out of a traffic ticket! Just remember, scrolling through memes and driving don't mix as well as peanut butter and jelly – unless you want a side of sirens and a sprinkle of fines!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

  Commentary:
  "Following a salt truck in the snow: When you've got your very own salty entourage clearing the way for your grand entrance! 🚔❄️ #MidwestVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, it's cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can't resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cauliflower could be so controversial? 🤔🍪 Report them for crimes against cookies! 😂 #CauliflowerGate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of rebranding oneself from suspect to person of interest! It's all about keeping up appearances, darling 💁‍♂️🕵️‍♂️. Who knew a change in title could make such a difference in the eyes of the law? Detective fashion advice: always look good, even when suspected of looking bad! 🔍👀 #GlamCriminal"

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