34 Funny police quotes

• Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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  1 month ago

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• I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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  2 months ago

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• This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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  2 months ago

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• Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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  2 months ago

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• Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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  2 months ago

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• I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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  2 months ago

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• Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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  2 months ago

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• The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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  2 months ago

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• Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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  2 months ago

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• When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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  2 months ago

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