12 Funny position quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

  Commentary:
  "Applying for a job online is like sending your resume into a black hole and then getting interviewed like you were hand-picked by the heavens above 🌟💼 It's like, hey, I applied because I need a job and you had openings – it's not rocket science! 🚀😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this doctor is still trying to solve the greatest mystery of all – the optimal arm placement during sleep! 🤔💤 Who knew medical school would leave this crucial question unanswered? Maybe it's time for some out-of-the-box research in the field of nappingology! 😂 #DoctorDilemmas"

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