21 Funny position quotes

• My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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  2 weeks ago

  awkward, drunk, exercise, fitness, humor, instructor, me, position, put, today, yoga

• Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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  2 weeks ago

  age, chicken, discomfort, every, hip, hours, humor, hurts, lay, minutes, position, remember, rotation, rotisserie, sleep

• So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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  2 weeks ago

  am, bribe, corrupt, humor, i, joke, maybe, me, need, politics, position, power, seriously, shame, tried

• Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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  2 weeks ago

  adult, adulting, appreciate, being, choices, headspace, humor, i, job, just, life, life choices, opportunity, position, responsibility, right, stepping, stepping down, thinking

• Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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  3 weeks ago

  application, ask, company, confusion, employment, humor, irony, job, online, open, open position, position, positions, post, recruitment

• Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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  3 weeks ago

  addicted, addiction, bad, bad posture, body, body position, comfortable, humor, position, posture, shrimp, sit, sitting, why

• I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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  3 weeks ago

  anatomy, arms, confusion, education, even, figure, humor, i, medical, medical school, position, school, sleep, sleep position, teach, where

• Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

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  3 weeks ago

  congratulation, fetal, fetal position, humor, i, joke, me, new, please, position, relaxation, rest, while

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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  3 weeks ago

  airplane, ale, biscoff, biscoff cookie, cookie, delta, delta flight, drink, eat, flight, funny habit, ginger, ginger ale, habit, kind, position, pretend, sit, sitting, sitting position, snack, sometimes, unnatural

• Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

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  3 weeks ago

  2, car, driving, gangsta’s, Gangsta’s Paradise, hand, hand position, hands, home, humor, listening, music, nostalgia, paradise, position, road, road safety, safety, song

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