107 Funny read quotes

• It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

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  3 weeks ago

  ad, ads, Chrome, cold, firefox, hands, humor, i, need, news, phone, read, technology, using, warm, warmth, winter

• You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

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  3 weeks ago

  apology, attachment, communication, email, habit, humor, least, month, read, saying, script, send, sorry, writer, writing, writing habit

• People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, communication, crazy, knowledge, people, perception, read, reading, research, sound, understanding

• You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.

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  3 weeks ago

  book, Dostoevsky, humor, literature, read, reading, survival, survive

• Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

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  3 weeks ago

  anyone, awkwardness, being, everyone, except, having, humor, irony, knows, life, means, read, reader, social, social awkwardness, story, want, world, writer, writing, writing life

• I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

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  3 weeks ago

  commenter, culture, hacker, Hacker News, humor, i, internet, internet culture, joy, life, never, news, read, thread, where

• It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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  3 weeks ago

  12, book, book lover, bookshelf, buy, days, Funny, humor, lover, procrastination, read, reading, sometimes, time

• I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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  3 weeks ago

  book, books, film, films, humor, i, leisure, management, multitasking, nothing, procrastination, read, relaxation, time, time management, want, watch

• Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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  3 weeks ago

  5, book, bro, humor, irony, last, obsession, read, reading, storytelling, tech, tech bro

• Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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  3 weeks ago

  Elon, Elon Musk, ever, exactly, humor, internet, internet humor, life, media, musk, read, social, social media, stupid, tweet

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