62 Funny read quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

  Commentary:
  "Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Why read the room when you can leave the room?

  Commentary:
  "Reading rooms? Overrated. Exiting like a mystery novel? Now, that's some plot twist! 🚪😂📚"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃‍♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine discovering that surprise the 'touchy' way! 😂👀✋ #BraillePranks"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

  Commentary:
  "Why let AI play telephone with my emails? 😂🤖📧 #ICanReadMyself"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

  Commentary:
  "After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a statistic I can trust… or can I? 🤔😂 #TruthfulDeception"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

  Commentary:
  Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! It seems like that tab just wasn't meant to be! 🤷‍♂️ Here's to hoping it wasn't too important… or too interesting! 😅 #AccidentallyOnPurpose"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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