Funny quotes read

53 Funny read quotes

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

3 weeks ago

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

1 month ago

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

1 month ago

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

1 month ago

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

1 month ago

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

1 month ago

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

2 months ago

I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

2 months ago

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

3 months ago

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

3 months ago

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

3 months ago

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

3 months ago

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

3 months ago

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

3 months ago

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

3 months ago

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

3 months ago

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

3 months ago

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

3 months ago

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

3 months ago

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

3 months ago