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53 Funny read quotes

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025