101 Funny read quotes

• It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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  2 hours ago

  12, book, book lover, bookshelf, buy, days, Funny, humor, lover, procrastination, read, reading, sometimes, time

• I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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  22 hours ago

  book, books, film, films, humor, i, leisure, management, multitasking, nothing, procrastination, read, relaxation, time, time management, want, watch

• Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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  2 weeks ago

  5, book, bro, humor, irony, last, obsession, read, reading, storytelling, tech, tech bro

• Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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  2 weeks ago

  Elon, Elon Musk, ever, exactly, humor, internet, internet humor, life, media, musk, read, social, social media, stupid, tweet

• The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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  3 weeks ago

  5, am, bed, bedtime, before, book, humor, i, insomnia, late, late night, me, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, read, reading, sleep, sleepy, thing, whole, worth

• Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, bible, Bible parody, humor, joke, night, night activity, old, parody, pun, read, reading, testicle, tonight, wordplay

• I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, anxious, description, entertainment, humor, i, just, making, me, movie, Netflix, please, read, start, streaming, technology, watching, while

• Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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  1 month ago

  back, before, bring, button, experience, feature, feature request, humor, i, just, media, needs, read, refresh, refreshed, request, social, social media, starting, technology, tweet, Twitter, user, user experience

• Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

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  1 month ago

  agree, agreement, before, caution, conditions, humor, i, joke, new, new year, procrastination, read, terms, terms and conditions, year

• Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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  2 months ago

  anger, angry, bait, before, frustration, humor, i, me, mood, rage, rage bait, reaction, read, works

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