107 Funny read quotes

• I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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  1 hour ago

  believe, humor, i, internet, misinformation, online, read, sarcasm, skepticism, somewhere, true, truth

• Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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  5 hours ago

  cognitive, funny thought, head, health, humor, inner, inner voice, introspection, little, mental, mental health, mind, quirky, read, self-awareness, thought, using, voice, weird

• Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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  9 hours ago

  accidentally, closed, closure, humor, just, meaning, past, procrastination, read, tab, time

• It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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  13 hours ago

  April, day, internet, only, people, read, sad, stuff

• People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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  14 hours ago

  always, crazy, knowledge, people, perception, read, research, sound

• I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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  20 hours ago

  bumper, bumper sticker, humor, i, irony, observation, read, reading, self-deprecating, sticker, stupid

• I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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  24 hours ago

  childhood, fun, kindergarten, leisure, life, nap, read, reading, relaxation, simple, simple life, snack, time, want

• She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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  1 day ago

  bro, communication, conversation, dating, humor, leave, read, relationship, speechless

• Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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  1 day ago

  avoid, avoid idiot, book, books, coffee, daily, daily routine, drink, humor, idiot, idiots, lifestyle, productivity, read, read book, repeat, routine, self-care

• My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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  1 day ago

  apology, bad, communication, ever, humor, i, left, mean, message, misunderstanding, open, procrastination, read, texting

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