61 Funny read quotes

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  4 days ago

  View →: Why read the room when you can leave the room?
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  7 days ago

  View →: Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
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  1 week ago

  View →: “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?
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  1 month ago

  View →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.
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  2 months ago

  View →: It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
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  3 months ago

  View →: She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.
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  4 months ago

  View →: So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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