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3 months ago
Share →: People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Commentary:
"Remember, it’s not crazy if there’s a method to the madness! 🤓📚 Embrace your inner bookworm and research enthusiast, even if others think you're a bit eccentric. Knowledge is power, after all! 💡😆 #CrazyButSmart"
3 months ago
Share →: I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Commentary:
Looks like someone was caught trying to improve their IQ through bumper stickers, only to realize it backfired! 🤓🚗 "I brake for knowledge" may not have been the wisest choice after all! 😆🤦‍♂️ #BumperStickerStruggles
3 months ago
Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Commentary:
"Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"
3 months ago
Share →: She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Commentary:
Well, well, it looks like someone just got burned with their own fire! Seems like the tables have turned – from leaving her on read to leaving her speechless. Maybe next time, think before you text!
4 months ago
Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Commentary:
"Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"
5 months ago
Share →: My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Commentary:
"No hard feelings if I ghosted your text, I was just practicing my disappearing act 🎩🐇✨"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive level of boredom where even bookworms refuse to seek refuge in the written word! 📚😂 Looks like we've reached peak boredom, folks. Time to shake things up!"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Commentary:
Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! 🤪📚 It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! 🤯🤓 How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? 🤔💬 #EnglishLanguageShenanigans
5 months ago
Share →: Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Commentary:
"Good morning to everyone except the ones still searching for their Roommate of the Year award 🤷‍♂️📚 Hope they stumble upon some good vibes today! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Commentary:
"Who needs FOMO when you can have FOMOCHO (Fear Of Missing Out on Classic References)? 📚😂 Embrace the literary journey, one metaphor at a time! 🚀📖 #ClassicReaderGoals"