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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Just accidentally closed a tab I've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m bored, but not "read a book for fun" bored.

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If women came with instructions, men wouldn't read them anyway.

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025