13 Funny scared quotes — Wordgag ツ

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

2 months ago2 months ago

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

2 months ago2 months ago

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

3 months ago3 months ago

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

4 months ago4 months ago

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

5 months ago5 months ago

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

6 months ago6 months ago

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Feb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Jan 27, 2025

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Jan 26, 2025

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Jan 25, 2025

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Jan 25, 2025

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Jan 20, 2025