Funny scared quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

  Commentary:
  "When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

  Commentary:
  Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘‍♀️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

  Commentary:
  "Visiting an art museum can be dangerous… imagine becoming the latest exhibit titled 'Unsuspecting Visitor'! 🖼️😱 Who knew admiring art could come with a residency offer?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

  Commentary:
  Oh, don't be afraid to ask the tough questions – especially when it comes to the color spectrum of "gray" and "grey"! 🤔 Who knew language could be so colorful (or should I say, "colourful")? 🌈 Embrace the mystery and show those vowels who's boss! 💪 #SpellingShenanigans

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'ask a silly question, get a silly answer'! 😜 Embrace the madness and watch them run for the hills! 🏃‍♂️💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

  Commentary:
  "Self-checkouts are like a mini adventure – scanning, bagging, and hoping that bonus item sneaks through without the machine noticing! 🤣🛒 #StealthyShopper #ScanAndDash"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine how stylish spiders would be with their eight tiny flip flops – they'd be ready for any terrain, from webs to sandy beaches! 🕷️🩴 Stay fabulous, arachnophobes 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁‍♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting level: Bathroom Sentinel 🚽👀 Avoiding potential chaos by sacrificing personal space 😂 #MomLife #DadLife"

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