20 Funny scared quotes

• I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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  6 days ago

  bad, family, fear, feel, getting, grandkid, grandkids, hope, humor, i, me, never, parent, parenting, parents, pregnancy, pregnant, proud, scare, scare tactic, scared, tactic, teenager

• Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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  6 days ago

  anyone, concern, education, else, fear, future, generation, generations, illiteracy, illiterate, next, scared, stupid, stupidity, youth

• When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

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  6 days ago

  bedtime, fear, humor, i, night, past, scared, sleep

• Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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  7 days ago

  another, dating, fear, heartbreak, humor, love, pointless, relationship, sarcasm, scared, single

• Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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  1 week ago

  believe, cartoon, childhood, ever, fear, humor, i, imagination, led, me, movement, place, quick, quick movement, run, running, scare, scared, Scooby Doo, should

• Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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  1 week ago

  before, behavior, cannabis, hold, humor, i, joke, paranoia, recreational, scared, smoker, smokers, social, social behavior, stereotypes, store, weed

• “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, bravery, calm, confidence, courage, done, everything, fear, humor, humor quote, i, motivation, relatable, scared, self-awareness, self-improvement, thanks, turn

• I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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  1 week ago

  art, art museum, decide, fear, humor, keep, me, museum, museum visit, scared, visit

• I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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  1 week ago

  ask, asking, color, confusion, difference, even, fear, gray, grey, humor, i, know, language, scared, too

• People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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  1 week ago

  backup, before, brave, employment, fear, having, job, jobs, nothing, people, quit, risk, scared, work

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