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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.
I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.
Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.
According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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4 weeks ago
Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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Commentary:
"Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"
3 months ago
Share →: If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the office jungle, sometimes a touch of eccentricity is the key to maintaining your territory. 🐒 Just don't blame us if you end up talking to yourself… as the prophecy foretold. 🔮😄"
3 months ago
Share →: I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Commentary:
"Careful with those sentence endings! 🙊 It's all fun and games until someone gets called a bonehead. Just saying.. 😉"
3 months ago
Share →: Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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"Watch out for those couples who finish each other's sentences, they might just be plotting their next crime spree! Keep your words to yourself and your sentences unfinished!"
3 months ago
Share →: People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Don't be a criminal in the grammar world! Remember folks, punctuate or face the consequences – a never-ending sentence!
5 months ago
Share →: Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Commentary:
"Using 'put simply' before your most nonsensical ramblings is like wrapping a clown costume around a broken logic train 🤡🚂. It's the ultimate blame-shifting move – 'Oops, I guess you just didn't get my jumbled mess of words, not my fault! 🤷‍♂️🤪'."
5 months ago
Share →: A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Commentary:
Oh, the power of punctuation! 😄 Never underestimate the impact of a simple colon – it can turn a friendly meal into a gruesome scenario faster than you can say "punctuation matters!" 🥪😱 #WatchOutForColons
5 months ago
Share →: Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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It's a tragic day for all introverts out there! 😂 Imagine the horror of being sentenced to 100 hours of socializing – the horror! 😱 Don't worry, I'll be ready with an escape plan just in case it happens to me. 🔍🏃‍♂️ #IntrovertProblems
5 months ago
Share →: According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to… well, let's just say their thoughts take an unexpected detour! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #LostInThoughts
5 months ago
Share →: I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of study habits in the digital age: from deep concentration to existential penguin ponderings 🐧📚 Stay strong, dear student! Who knows, perhaps those penguins are onto something fascinating! #FocusVsFeathers"