16 Funny sentence quotes

Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader.

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend's sandwich VS Jill ate her friend's colon.

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you start a sentence with "Let me reiterate…", I'm gonna ignore it the second time too.

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I'm not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I'll drop dead.

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025