20 Funny sentence quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: 69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

  Commentary:
  Well, in that case, I'm clearly in the top 31%… Wait, why are you snickering? 🤔😏

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

  Commentary:
  "Always knew I was a 'pretty' big deal! 😎✨ #PositivityChampion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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  Commentary:
  "Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the office jungle, sometimes a touch of eccentricity is the key to maintaining your territory. 🐒 Just don't blame us if you end up talking to yourself… as the prophecy foretold. 🔮😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

  Commentary:
  "Careful with those sentence endings! 🙊 It's all fun and games until someone gets called a bonehead. Just saying.. 😉"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those couples who finish each other's sentences, they might just be plotting their next crime spree! Keep your words to yourself and your sentences unfinished!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

  Commentary:
  Don't be a criminal in the grammar world! Remember folks, punctuate or face the consequences – a never-ending sentence!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

  Commentary:
  "Using 'put simply' before your most nonsensical ramblings is like wrapping a clown costume around a broken logic train 🤡🚂. It's the ultimate blame-shifting move – 'Oops, I guess you just didn't get my jumbled mess of words, not my fault! 🤷‍♂️🤪'."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the power of punctuation! 😄 Never underestimate the impact of a simple colon – it can turn a friendly meal into a gruesome scenario faster than you can say "punctuation matters!" 🥪😱 #WatchOutForColons

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

  Commentary:
  It's a tragic day for all introverts out there! 😂 Imagine the horror of being sentenced to 100 hours of socializing – the horror! 😱 Don't worry, I'll be ready with an escape plan just in case it happens to me. 🔍🏃‍♂️ #IntrovertProblems

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