27 Funny shows quotes

• Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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  12 hours ago

  40s, aging, frustration, guest, hair, here, humor, looks, pissed, shows, uninvited, uninvited guest, welcome, where

• Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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  19 hours ago

  attention, friend, friendship, having, hyperfixation, interest, nobody, privilege, shows, support

• You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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  1 day ago

  burning, cd, humor, media, music, never, nostalgia, outdated, outdated technology, shows, technology

• There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, exist, girl, girls, house, houses, humor, never, only, screens, show, shows, time, TV, TV Show, visit

• The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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  2 months ago

  band, concert, giant, giant magnet, guitar, hands, humor, i, influence, magnet, music, shows, The Velvet Underground, underground, velvet

• All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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  2 months ago

  delay, electrician, expectation, humor, porn, saying, service, service delay, shows, time, unrealistic, us, waiting, waiting time

• I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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  2 months ago

  activity, balance, entertainment, everyone, finding, fun, fun activity, game, games, harder, hobby, i, job, leisure, management, movie, playing, say, show, shows, speak, time, time management, TV, TV Show, video, video game, watching

• If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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  2 months ago

  dating, dating show, device, entertainment, estimate, estimation, exaggeration, humor, medical, medical device sales, number, only, people, population, reality, reality TV, sales, satire, show, shows, states, TV, us, US population, work

• I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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  2 months ago

  alibi, crime, dark, dark humor, friend, friendship, humor, humorist, joke, shovel, shows

• Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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  2 months ago

  activity, apocalypse, dreaming, entertainment, fun, fun activity, humor, night, nights, Saturday, show, shows, watching, zombie

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