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16 Funny shows quotes

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

2 months ago

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

3 months ago

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

3 months ago

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

3 months ago

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

3 months ago

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

3 months ago

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

3 months ago

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

3 months ago

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

3 months ago

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

3 months ago

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

3 months ago

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

3 months ago

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

3 months ago

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

3 months ago

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

3 months ago

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

3 months ago