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16 Funny shows quotes

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025