24 Funny shows quotes — Wordgag ツ

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

2 days ago2 days ago

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

2 months ago2 months ago

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

2 months ago2 months ago

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

4 months ago4 months ago

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

4 months ago4 months ago

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Feb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Jan 27, 2025

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Jan 26, 2025

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Jan 26, 2025

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Jan 26, 2025

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Jan 25, 2025

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Jan 25, 2025

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Jan 25, 2025

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Jan 24, 2025

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Jan 23, 2025

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Jan 23, 2025