17 Funny shows quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?
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  4 months ago

  View →: How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?
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  4 months ago

  View →: There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.
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  4 months ago

  View →: And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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