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"Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"
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- You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.
- Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.
- Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?
- The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.
- Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?
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"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance" -
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"When I open my wallet, my bank account screams 'we need a refund!' 😂💸 #ReimburseTheSpender" -
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"Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you're going to relax, but instead it's just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯" -
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"Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored" -
Share →: You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.Commentary:
"When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops" -
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"Life is short, so remember to prioritize arguing with strangers online over meaningful interactions and personal growth! 🕸️💻😆 #LifeGoals" -
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"Sleeping: the ultimate budget-friendly and drama-free activity! 💤💸 No need for expensive outings or heart-to-heart conversations while in dreamland. Who needs reality when you have a cozy bed and the promise of zero social obligations?" -
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"Perhaps the bug is a ceiling decoration enthusiast, aspiring to take home the gold medal in the 'Hanging Around Olympics.' 🐞🥇 Or maybe it's just contemplating the meaning of life from a different angle. 🤔 Either way, that bug on your ceiling seems to be aiming for the stars… or the popcorn ceiling, at least! 🌟🦗"
Top Funny Spend Quotes 🔥
- I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.
- Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.
- Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?
- If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
- Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.
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