62 Funny spend quotes

• I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

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  arms, enough, eternity, humor, love, lover, ready, relationship, romance, spend

• Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

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  going, humor, jacket, me, money, rejection, spend, spending, woman, women

• Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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  25, bagel, bike, biking, delivery, expense, food, food delivery, hangover, humor, normie, poor, soul, spend, type, understand, why

• New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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  awesome, breakfast, city, city life, cold, expensive, freezing, homeless, humor, irony, life, new, New York, past, people, spend, walk, yes, york

• It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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  boxing, Boxing Day, called, day, eating, holiday, humor, joke, spend

• In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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  20s, adulthood, cat, humor, important, money, much, pet, spend, spending

• Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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  closing, date, entertainment, home, house, humor, internet, movie, movie date, night, pirated, pirated site, pop-up, site, sites, spend, streaming, technology

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  billionaire, economy, got, harder, inequality, labor, less, making, money, paid, pay, rich, spend, spending, sure, wealth, work, working

• What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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  budget, debt, finance, financial, financial struggle, frustration, humor, i, money, personal, personal finance, self-control, shopping, spend, spending, struggle, understand, want

• The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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  craving, eating, embarrassing, embarrassment, food, humor, i, just, kind, spend, thinking, time

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