62 Funny spend quotes

• Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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  16 minutes ago

  finance, free, free time, humor, i, irony, leisure, money, spend, spending, time

• That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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  2 hours ago

  Amazon, awkward, awkward moment, birthday, friend, friends, gift, hour, humor, item, moment, online, online shopping, procrastination, shopping, spend, time, year

• I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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  14 hours ago

  AI, brushing, brushing teeth, conservation, corporation, environment, faucet, humor, i, ruin, spend, teeth, turning, water, water conservation, while

• I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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  18 hours ago

  activity, fun, i, internet, know, people, scream, screaming, spend, things, time, wonder

• It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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  2 days ago

  48, doing, doing nothing, exhausted, exhaustion, going, hours, humor, laziness, naturally, nothing, relaxation, spend, still, tiredness, weekend

• I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

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  2 weeks ago

  arms, enough, eternity, humor, love, lover, ready, relationship, romance, spend

• Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

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  2 weeks ago

  going, humor, jacket, me, money, rejection, spend, spending, woman, women

• Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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  2 weeks ago

  25, bagel, bike, biking, delivery, expense, food, food delivery, hangover, humor, normie, poor, soul, spend, type, understand, why

• New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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  3 weeks ago

  awesome, breakfast, city, city life, cold, expensive, freezing, homeless, humor, irony, life, new, New York, past, people, spend, walk, yes, york

• It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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  3 weeks ago

  boxing, Boxing Day, called, day, eating, holiday, humor, joke, spend

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