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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.
Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?
Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

New funny spending quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Commentary:
"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Commentary:
"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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Commentary:
"Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
1 month ago
Share →: I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Commentary:
"Budget? Is that a new type of dessert? 🍰💸😂"
1 month ago
Share →: The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Commentary:
😂🔥 "When even the devil's like, 'Nah, I'm good,' you know you're special! 😈👌 #HellHoudini"
2 months ago
Share →: I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic hide-and-seek game between you and your own wallet! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Who will outwit whom in this battle of financial espionage? Maybe try stashing your money in a place so secret, even you can't find it! 🤑🔍 #MoneyMystery"
3 months ago
Share →: All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Commentary:
"Who needs a budget when you have a heart full of courage and a wallet full of receipts? 💸💪 Live life on the wild side… of spending! 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to adult like 🤑: 'I need to save money.' Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: 'You only live once.' The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs"
3 months ago
Share →: I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bank account when you can just walk into your closet and feel like a millionaire? 💸👗 #FashionistaFinance"