96 Funny spending quotes

• Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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• Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

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• There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

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• Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

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• I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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• I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

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• So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

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• I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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• The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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