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77 Funny spending quotes

Funny spending quotes πŸ’Έ bring a smile to the face of every shopaholic and penny-pincher alike! They capture the hilariously relatable moments of retail therapy and budget blunders πŸ˜‚. Whether you’re splurging on shoes or saving for a rainy day, these witty gems remind us that money matters don’t always have to be so serious πŸ€‘. Dive into a world where humor meets expense reports, and let’s laugh at our spending habits together!

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

β€œI’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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