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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Spreading quickly via X:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Live now on Messenger:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Live now on Reddit:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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56 Funny spending quotes

Funny spending quotes 💸 bring a smile to the face of every shopaholic and penny-pincher alike! They capture the hilariously relatable moments of retail therapy and budget blunders 😂. Whether you’re splurging on shoes or saving for a rainy day, these witty gems remind us that money matters don’t always have to be so serious 🤑. Dive into a world where humor meets expense reports, and let’s laugh at our spending habits together!

New funny spending quotes 👇

7 days ago
Share →: I miss you (the money I spent).

Commentary:
Missing you like my wallet misses its friends: the dollars 💸😂
1 week ago
Share →: My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's preparing for the ultimate online shopping spree! 🛒💸 #Goals
1 week ago
Share →: Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Commentary:
"When you say you're broke but your package tracking says otherwise! 😂📦💸 #SheinNinja"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Commentary:
"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"
1 month ago
Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Commentary:
"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"
2 months ago
Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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Commentary:
"Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"
2 months ago
Share →: Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Commentary:
"Budget? Is that a new type of dessert? 🍰💸😂"
2 months ago
Share →: The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Commentary:
😂🔥 "When even the devil's like, 'Nah, I'm good,' you know you're special! 😈👌 #HellHoudini"
3 months ago
Share →: I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic hide-and-seek game between you and your own wallet! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Who will outwit whom in this battle of financial espionage? Maybe try stashing your money in a place so secret, even you can't find it! 🤑🔍 #MoneyMystery"

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Trending via WeChat:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Spotted on Instagram:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Going viral on Twitch:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Just shared via Discord:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Just landed via Messenger:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Trending via TikTok:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Reported on WeChat:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Trending via WeChat:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Live now on Discord:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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