41 Funny staying quotes

• It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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  4 hours ago

  appreciation, family, humor, i, insomnia, night, overthinking, relationships, staying, staying up

• Staying weird for my own sanity.

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  5 hours ago

  humor, individuality, own, sanity, self-expression, staying, weird

• The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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  8 hours ago

  adventure, body, dead, dead body, everest, fine, home, humor, laziness, lazy, me, mountain, mt., Mt. Everest, perfectly, procrastination, remind, safety, stay, staying, staying home

• I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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  8 hours ago

  Airbnb, amenity, bed, cable, cable television, eating, gym, hell, hotel, humor, i, leisure, love, pool, relaxation, room, room service, service, show, staying, swimming, swimming pool, television, time, TV, TV Show, using, vacation, watch, while, working, worst

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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  13 hours ago

  alone, alone time, childhood, childhood memory, ever, girl, hanging, i, introvert, late, late night, little, loved, memory, myself, night, night owl, owl, personal, personal time, reflection, self, self-reflection, staying, stuff, things, thinking, time

• Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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  19 hours ago

  divorce, divorce lawyer, humor, lawyer, relationship, saving, single, staying

• The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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  20 hours ago

  art, coping, health, humor, insane, insanity, mental, mental health, sane, sanity, staying, world

• Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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  22 hours ago

  80s, being, Chinese, Chinese takeout, convinced, eating, grown up, humor, late, main, me, movy, nostalgia, office, stay, stay late, staying, takeout, work

• “I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

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  1 day ago

  anyone, anywhere, avoiding, avoiding people, distancing, eyes, great, home, humor, i, introvert, money, open, people, saving, saving money, social, social distancing, staying, staying home

• Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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  1 day ago

  bodily, bodily function, farting, function, habit, humor, i, just, late, late night habit, night, nights, stay, staying, staying up late

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