22 Funny staying quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

  Commentary:
  Making waves in productivity one bathroom break at a time! 🚰🚽💦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

  Commentary:
  Stepped outside, instantly missed my couch! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

  Commentary:
  "Finally putting my degree in Couch-ology to good use! 🛋️📚😎"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

  Commentary:
  "Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Living on 'planet no bedtime' where clocks have no curfew! 😴⏰🚀"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to maintain sanity in a world gone mad? Just remember, it's all about gracefully tiptoeing on the fine line between genius and madness! 🤪✨ #insanelygraceful"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs expensive outings when you can have a 'staycation' in the comfort of your own bed? 💸😴 Living that budget-friendly life with style… or just too lazy to get up! 😅 #SavingsGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fireworks when you have this level of determination to bid farewell to a year? Burning the midnight oil to ensure that 2021 gets the hint – talk about a memorable send-off! Here's to the countdown to brighter days ahead, and a well-deserved good riddance to what's behind us."

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