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  • Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

    Commentary:
    “Finally putting my degree in Couch-ology to good use! 🛋️📚😎”

  • Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣”

  • Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

    Commentary:
    “Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍”

  • I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

    Commentary:
    “Living on ‘planet no bedtime’ where clocks have no curfew! 😴⏰🚀”

  • Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to maintain sanity in a world gone mad? Just remember, it’s all about gracefully tiptoeing on the fine line between genius and madness! 🤪✨ #insanelygraceful”

  • Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs expensive outings when you can have a ‘staycation’ in the comfort of your own bed? 💸😴 Living that budget-friendly life with style… or just too lazy to get up! 😅 #SavingsGoals”

  • I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs fireworks when you have this level of determination to bid farewell to a year? Burning the midnight oil to ensure that 2021 gets the hint – talk about a memorable send-off! Here’s to the countdown to brighter days ahead, and a well-deserved good riddance to what’s behind us.”

  • If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

    Commentary:
    🏆🏠 “If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.” Now that’s what you call next-level homebody skills! Who needs a trophy when you’ve mastered the art of staying comfy at home? 😂 #HomebodyChampion

  • I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

    Commentary:
    “Home is where the heart is…and apparently where all the fun is too! 🏠❤️ Who needs to go out when you’re living the thrilling life of ‘Home Sweet Home’ on repeat? Just remember to occasionally venture outdoors for Vitamin D and social interaction…or not. 😉 #HomebodyGoals”

  • Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

    Commentary:
    🤑💸 When Ludacris drops financial advice, you better listen up! Who knew his words could be so life-changing? 💰💃 Looks like staying home is the new trend now, courtesy of one legendary rap lyric! 🏠😂 #BrokeButContent

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