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13 Funny staying quotes
I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.
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Feb 9, 2025
Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.
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Feb 6, 2025
The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.
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Feb 1, 2025
Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.
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Jan 28, 2025
I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.
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Jan 26, 2025
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.
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Jan 26, 2025
Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.
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Jan 26, 2025
After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.
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Jan 24, 2025
My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.
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Jan 23, 2025
Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.
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Jan 20, 2025
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