20 Funny staying quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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