Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Commentary:
Well, it's like watching a mystery unravel, only to find out the biggest mystery is how the police managed to misplace all the clues! 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ Time to call in the detective squad… or maybe just the Scooby Gang! 🐶🔍

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of the not-so-subtle villain monologue in disguise! 🦹‍♂️😏 It's like a game of 'Spot the Villain' where the clues are hidden in plain sight. It's all fun and games until you realize you're already in their evil master plan. 🤔😈 Stay alert, folks, you never know who might be spinning a sneaky narrative!"

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Commentary:
"Oh, Rumpelstiltskin really knows how to keep his true self under wraps! 🙈 Who knew he had a whole other side hustle going on? 😂 Watch out for those fairy tale characters, they've got some surprising secrets up their sleeves!"

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like you phở-cked up! 🍜🤣 Looks like you've been spring rollin' into trouble! 🍤🤪 Next time, try to keep your bánh mì under control! 😆🥖 Keep your spirits high, but your alcohol level low! 🍹😉 #BánhMíMoreCarefulNextTime

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Commentary:
Looks like the plot is thickening faster than that sneeze is about to erupt! 🤧 Better tread lightly, otherwise, you might wake the real sleeping beauty! 😴 Keep those tissues handy, a dramatic turn of events is on the horizon! 🤭

Stephen King's It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Commentary:
"Stephen King's It: where Pennywise acts as the ultimate wingman for childhood friendships that never die 🤡👫 #FriendshipGoals #AdultingDoneRight"

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Commentary:
"Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Commentary:
"Watching Home Alone backwards is a heartwarming tale of a kid with magical healing powers! 🏠💫💼 Just a spoonful of Kevin's kindness helps the 'Sticky Bandits' go down… in a less painful way, of course! 😉 #MovieMagic"

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Commentary:
Oops, she got caught in the social media rabbit hole 🕳️📱, and ended up not just window shopping, but car shopping! 🚗 That accidental double-tap probably had Toyota feeling like they're one step closer to making a sale! 😂 #ShoppingGoals #InstaFail