Commentary:
"Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.
Commentary:
Well, it's like watching a mystery unravel, only to find out the biggest mystery is how the police managed to misplace all the clues! 🕵️♂️🕵️♀️ Time to call in the detective squad… or maybe just the Scooby Gang! 🐶🔍

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of the not-so-subtle villain monologue in disguise! 🦹♂️😏 It's like a game of 'Spot the Villain' where the clues are hidden in plain sight. It's all fun and games until you realize you're already in their evil master plan. 🤔😈 Stay alert, folks, you never know who might be spinning a sneaky narrative!"

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.
Commentary:
"Oh, Rumpelstiltskin really knows how to keep his true self under wraps! 🙈 Who knew he had a whole other side hustle going on? 😂 Watch out for those fairy tale characters, they've got some surprising secrets up their sleeves!"
Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like you phở-cked up! 🍜🤣 Looks like you've been spring rollin' into trouble! 🍤🤪 Next time, try to keep your bánh mì under control! 😆🥖 Keep your spirits high, but your alcohol level low! 🍹😉 #BánhMíMoreCarefulNextTime
Commentary:
Looks like the plot is thickening faster than that sneeze is about to erupt! 🤧 Better tread lightly, otherwise, you might wake the real sleeping beauty! 😴 Keep those tissues handy, a dramatic turn of events is on the horizon! 🤭

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.
Commentary:
"Stephen King's It: where Pennywise acts as the ultimate wingman for childhood friendships that never die 🤡👫 #FriendshipGoals #AdultingDoneRight"
Commentary:
"Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
Commentary:
"Watching Home Alone backwards is a heartwarming tale of a kid with magical healing powers! 🏠💫💼 Just a spoonful of Kevin's kindness helps the 'Sticky Bandits' go down… in a less painful way, of course! 😉 #MovieMagic"
Commentary:
Oops, she got caught in the social media rabbit hole 🕳️📱, and ended up not just window shopping, but car shopping! 🚗 That accidental double-tap probably had Toyota feeling like they're one step closer to making a sale! 😂 #ShoppingGoals #InstaFail