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16 Funny street quotes

Funny street quotes bring a burst of laughter 🚦 and unexpected wisdom to everyday strolls πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈβœ¨. These witty sayings turn ordinary sidewalks into stages for humor and clever observations πŸ˜„πŸŽ€. Whether spotted on walls, signs, or benches, they add a splash of joy to your urban adventures πŸŒ†πŸ˜‚. Ready to brighten your day with some street-smart chuckles? Let’s dive in! πŸŒŸπŸ›£οΈ

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Posted on6 months ago

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like β€œprofessional goals”.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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