19 Funny street quotes — Wordgag ツ

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

1 week ago1 week ago

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

2 months ago2 months ago

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

2 months ago2 months ago

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

2 months ago2 months ago

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

3 months ago3 months ago

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

4 months ago4 months ago

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

4 months ago4 months ago

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

6 months ago6 months ago

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Mar 18, 2025

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Mar 16, 2025Mar 16, 2025

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Jan 29, 2025

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Jan 28, 2025

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Jan 27, 2025

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Jan 27, 2025

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Jan 25, 2025

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Jan 24, 2025

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Jan 22, 2025