Funny street quotes

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025