23 Funny street quotes

• Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

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  9 hours ago

  awkward, awkward situation, charade, complete, confrontation, end, humor, interaction, little, saying, situation, social, social interaction, stopping, stranger, street

• People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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  1 month ago

  apartment, apartment window, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, display, face, gratitude, holiday, holiday humor, humor, people, public, public display, put, service, street, thank, thank you, tree, trees, window, Windows

• A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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  2 months ago

  gratitude, humor, keeping, me, quick, safety, shoutout, sidewalk, sidewalks, street, streets, thanks, walking

• Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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  2 months ago

  breakup, emotion, fire, heart, humor, joke, relationship, rumor, sarcasm, street, word

• There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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  2 months ago

  actual, finance, humor, irony, market, movie, stock, stock market, street, wall, wall street, wolf

• Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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  2 months ago

  alone, animal, animal attack, animals, attack, danger, death, dogs, fear, fighting, group, humor, me, pet, scare, street, walking, while

• My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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  2 months ago

  changing, computer, consider, defiance, fight, fighting, humor, me, password, sarcasm, street, street fight, streets, technology

• Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, confidence, damage, damaged, exterior, exterior confidence, gangsta, health, inner, inner struggle, inside, keep, mental, mental health, outside, resilience, street, street style, struggle, style, toughness

• Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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  2 months ago

  approach, babe, convention, dating, flirting, hot, hot babe, humor, line, love, pickup, pickup line, say, street, town, women

• That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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  2 months ago

  address, better, distraction, driving, focus, looking, moment, music, relatable, street, turn

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