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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.
Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.
Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.
That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Commentary:
"Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"
1 month ago
Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Commentary:
"Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"
2 months ago
Share →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Commentary:
"Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"
3 months ago
Share →: That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic driver's dilemma: sacrificing your tunes for better visibility like a DJ detective on a mission! 🎵🔍 Who needs GPS when you've got tunes-turned-down-eyepower? 🚗💨 #MusicVSAddresses"
3 months ago
Share →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal allure of a dimly-lit cobblestone street and a devilish companion! 😈🌃 Sounds like the perfect recipe for a memorable night out. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can stroll with the devil in style, right ladies? 😉👠 #DevilishlyDelightful
5 months ago
Share →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the joys of trying to explain city life to parents! 🌆🗽 It's like a marathon of geography lessons every time they see something on TV and assume it's happening right next to you. 🏃‍♂️🗺️ Hang in there, Mom, New York may be big but my street isn't THAT happening! 😂🌃
5 months ago
Share →: I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Commentary:
"Seeking a girlfriend so fiery 🔥 that the mere sight of us together ignites laughter 😂 in passersby… because who needs stand-up comedy clubs when you've got a relationship to rival a sitcom! 🎭 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Commentary:
Me: Well, being a master of surprise illusions could be a professional goal too, right? 🎩✨ Who wouldn't want to perform the disappearing act in style, even during job interviews? 😂🚌 #MagicGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate dream trio: a street, a school, and a mental hospital all in your honor! 🏫🛣️🏥 One way or another, your legacy is bound to leave an impact in this world! 🌟😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Commentary:
Looks like someone is embracing the "Neighborhood Design Guru" title with gusto! 🎨🏡 Who needs a TV when you can simply gaze out the window at your masterpiece across the street? Just don't forget the popcorn for the daily show! 🍿