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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

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15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Going viral on WeChat:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Shared recently on TikTok:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Breaking via WeChat:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Seen just now on YouTube:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Breaking via Pinterest:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Just landed via Twitch:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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80 shares on TikTok this month:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

33 shares on Slack this month:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

24 shares on Facebook this month:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,730

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

Trending via Slack:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Spotted on WeChat:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Breaking via Threads:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Spotted on YouTube:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Seen just now on X:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Making waves on Telegram:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Making waves on Threads:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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