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26 Funny super quotes

  • I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜”

  • My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

    Commentary:
    “Breaking news: Parenting Skills 101 now includes mastering the art of speaking ‘tween‘! 🚨👩‍🏫 Turns out, being ‘lit yo’ isn’t as easy as it sounds! 🔥😂 Watch out, world – the sus and cringe police are on duty! 🕵️‍♂️🚫 Life as a parent just got extra spicy! 🌶️👪 #ParentingAdvent

  • I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

    Commentary:
    “Being lazy is an art form, and today you’re a superhero of procrastination! Just remember, with great laziness comes great responsibility… to nap frequently.”

  • Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

    Commentary:
    “Ready to tackle Monday like a boss, even if it means holding on to that thread for dear life! 🤣💪 Bring it on, week, we’ll keep hanging in there like the resilient champs we are! 🙌 #MondayMotivation”

  • Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

    Commentary:
    Ah, the eternal mystery of the Super Bowl name 🏈🎳 Perhaps it’s because the players are always striking to make those touchdowns! Or maybe it’s a clever marketing ploy to spare us from the spare moments of a regular old bowling game! Whatever the reason, one thing’s for sure: the only strikes happening at the Super Bowl are on the field, not the lanes!

  • Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the art of procrastination disguised as enthusiasm! 🌞 Ignoring problems like a pro! 🙈 Who needs solutions when we have a brand new day to ignore them, right? 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals”

  • Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

    Commentary:
    “Excited to dive headfirst into a fresh year of questionable decisions like a boss! 🎉🤪 Who needs a coherent life plan when you have spontaneity as your sidekick? Let’s make 2022 a year to remember (or forget)! 🤣🎆”

  • Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, caffeine – the ultimate ‘miracle’ drug straight from the heavens! ☕️🙌 No short or long-term negative side effects, just pure energy and questionable life choices. Who needs angels when you’ve got a good old cup of joe to guide you through the day? 😜☕️ #DivineEnergyBoost”

  • God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

    Commentary:
    Oh, so God is out here playing 4D chess with your life plan, huh? 🤯 Maybe there’s a divine purpose behind all these plot twists and turns – just roll with it, you might end up with a super cool story to tell! 🙏✨ #DivineComedyLivesOn

  • Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

    Commentary:
    “Ready to conquer a brand new week with my Oscar-worthy faking skills! 🌟😂 Who needs a script when you’ve got improvisation down to an art form? Bring it on, Monday!”

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