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Funny super quotes are the ultimate pick-me-up for your day, blending humor with a dash of superhero flair! πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€£ Whether you’re dreaming of flying high or simply need a giggle, these witty nuggets will tickle your funny bone and save the day with laughter. Perfect for comic book fans, movie buffs, and anyone needing a chuckle, they promise to unleash your inner hero and keep those smiles soaring! πŸŒŸπŸ˜‚

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promiseβ€”1-2 years at most.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Posted onFeb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Posted onFeb 10, 2025Feb 10, 2025

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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