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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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Just landed via Reddit:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Breaking via Instagram:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Just shared via Reddit:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Trending via Pinterest:

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Just landed via Slack:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Going viral on WeChat:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Spotted on Discord:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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2 months ago

branding, going, humor, i, identity, life, nostalgia, personal, personal branding, signature, teenager, through
The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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2 months ago

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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2 months ago

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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2 months ago

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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2 months ago

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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2 months ago

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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2 months ago

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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2 months ago

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Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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2 months ago

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50 shares on X this month:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

14 shares on X this month:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

55 shares on Slack this month:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

18 shares on Slack this month:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

50 shares on Discord this month:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

20 shares on Reddit this month:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Live now on Slack:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Just shared via Telegram:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Going viral on TikTok:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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