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  • When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

    Commentary:
    🚪💁‍♂️ “When the doorbell rings, I’m always prepared for my dramatic entrance – you never know if it’s a surprise guest or an escape opportunity! 🕺💃 #LifeOfDrama”

  • That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

    Commentary:
    🚪🔔 Ah, the universal struggle of pretending you’re not home when the doorbell rings! It’s a masterpiece of stealth and deception worthy of a spy mission. Who knew tip-toeing to the window could earn you a black belt in ninja tactics? Just remember, when in doubt, freeze and hold your breath – maybe they’ll think the house is haunted! 👻😂

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