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Funny visitor quotes

Funny visitor quotes bring a burst of laughter to any gathering πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰ Whether it’s unexpected guests or long-time pals, these witty lines capture the joy and chaos of visits perfectly πŸ πŸ’¬ Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even relate as we dive into the hilarious side of having visitors around! 🎈🀣

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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