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"Oh, so that's why I feel lighter on Mars! 🚀 No wonder my diet plans never seemed to work here on Earth. 🌍 It's not me, it's just planetary confusion! Can't blame a person for being a misplaced alien. 👽😂 #MarsIsMyRealHome"
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- The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.
- Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.
- Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
- Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
- You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.
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"Who needs a cape when you can just fluctuate in weight like a superhero? 💪🍔🏋️♂️ Embracing the ultimate power of the scale, one pound at a time! 💥🦸♂️ #WeightLossGoals #WeightGainChamp" -
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"Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?" -
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"Remember, folks, life is like a pair of jeans – it's all fun and games until you realize you've been enjoying a bit too much fun and now those jeans are giving you a not-so-subtle reminder. It's all about finding that perfect balance between enjoyment and elastic waistbands!"
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- Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.
- Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
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- I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.
- The only thing I gained this year is weight.
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