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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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Time needs a speed limit.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

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You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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