237 Funny why quotes

• Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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  4 months ago

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• I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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  4 months ago

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• I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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• Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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  4 months ago

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• I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

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  4 months ago

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• I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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  4 months ago

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• “I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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  5 months ago

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• Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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  5 months ago

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• Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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  5 months ago

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• Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

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  5 months ago

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