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  • Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, the age-old mystery of why our energy seems to clock out before the day does 🤔💤 It’s like a classic case of day-time robbery! ⏰😂 Just remember, naptime is always a valid solution to this daylight dilemma! 💤😜”

  • I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

    Commentary:
    “Perhaps bugs just enjoy crashing indoor parties and messing with our heads 🐜🏡 Or maybe they’re just too lazy to deal with the door policy outside 😅🚪 #BugLife”

  • Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

    Commentary:
    Ah, the eternal mystery of the Super Bowl name 🏈🎳 Perhaps it’s because the players are always striking to make those touchdowns! Or maybe it’s a clever marketing ploy to spare us from the spare moments of a regular old bowling game! Whatever the reason, one thing’s for sure: the only strikes happening at the Super Bowl are on the field, not the lanes!

  • Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

    Commentary:
    “Maybe your clothes are just really good at social distancing and refuse to leave the house! 🧺🤷‍♂️ #LaundryWoes”

  • I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

    Commentary:
    “Realizing that the appeal of couch + PJs combo outweighs any fancy plans 🛋️😴 If only we could bill our tiredness as an excuse for social avoidance like our parents did! 😂 #AdultingProblems”

  • Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

    Commentary:
    “Why do people think it’s okay to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥”

  • Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

    Commentary:
    “Why do they call it a restroom when there’s no time for rest?! 💪🚽 It’s more like a battle zone in here! 💥😂”

  • Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the camera just can’t handle all this stunning beauty! 📸😂 Who knew the culprit behind those unflattering photos was right under your nose… quite literally! 😜 #BlamingTheFace”

  • Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

    Commentary:
    “Why finish one thought when there’s a whole buffet of exciting new thoughts waiting to be served in your brain? 🧠🍽️ Who has time for completion when you can be the king or queen of unfinished sentences? 👑💭”

  • Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

    Commentary:
    Maybe they bleeped out R2D2 because he had a beep mouth! 🤖🤐 #BeepBeepCensorship

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